nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week
Happy 30-50 feral hogs day
now I understand why Tom refuses to give us Maxiel press conference. He's afraid Max is going to go off at him like in Hungary last year.
"Can we already stop about this? He's had so many fucking questions about this, it's ridiculous honestly. The whole friday...(saturday, sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday and thursday too) he's been answering these stupid fucking questions all the time. So can we stop about this? We are racers, we all know Daniel is a very fast driver. Instead, why don't you go ask his "team" why it sucks? Or why his engineer is a clown?"
the carlando girlies have failed me that I haven't seen this moment when carlos and lando went bowling in Japan giffed to oblivion. this is a renaissance painting, this is high art, this is constructing intricate rituals to allow you to touch the skin of other men
so I did it myself. gotta do everything by myself in this house.
anyways feel free to give a heterosexual explanation in the notes
important work
reasons to not kiss him;
(a maxiel aesthetic because they were one of my first and will always be)
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having to hear daniel ricciardo trot out the same existential garbo about not being in a relationship with max verstappen on record for the 4th time despite no one asking when his no homo demeanor is truly a piss baby last resort before he has a romantic comedy journey of self realization like over a dude who was once ranked 21st in the world on fucking fifa
max singing baby shark it's how we know he lives with a toddler and it's a full time step dad
Even casual F1 fans know there’s a very unique dynamic with teammates — some have gotten along, but others have loathed one another. Other than Lando Norris because he’s your current teammate, who of all your past teammates was the one who either taught you the most, or influenced you positively?
When I think of teammates I definitely think of Max. He’s the first one that comes to mind because he’s the longest teammate I’ve had in Formula 1. I think we pushed each other for better or worse, whether it was a heated rivalry or a respectful intensity we got the best out of each other. We both thrived off it.
Max winning the Driver’s Championship was obviously a huge accomplishment. How do you balance between happiness for him, and maybe a tinge of, Why is it not me up there?
As you touched on, teammate is a very interesting term for it. That’s what they are, but they’re not really mates when you’re teammates. So like with Max sure we had a rivalry, but I think we always respected each other. But there was a bit of a lid on our relationship as teammates, but when I then moved on from Red Bull and I felt like because we weren’t directly competing with each other we were able to actually form a better relationship. I think we just really respected what it was and then we moved on and we were just a little more easier to get along with.
I definitely like Max as a person and really do rate him and like the way he goes about his business as well with racing. I was happy for him. I saw him after the race, gave him a hug and just said, “Congrats and I’m happy for you.” And then I messaged him the next morning and I just said, “I hope you’re alive.” [Laughs] Because a few of my friends were there and I saw some videos, I know they’d celebrated with him after the race. I sent him a funny text and then we had a bit of a chat. And then I saw him the following day, because we were actually testing the new Pirelli tires for this upcoming season, and I gave him my congrats again.
the face of a man who just realised he lied about his height
Extract from Gasly Inside by Canal+, Pierre commenting the 2021 Azerbaijan Grand Prix and especially his interaction with Charles at the end of the race.
Okay, I really, really wanted to translate that moment because … piarles and I feel like we’re lacking content a bit lately ? So here’s Pierre being cheeky and most likely in love about Charles x)
#piarles#I love their friendship#I wonder how pierre feels about charles's success at ferrari#especially considering his demotion from redbull and current lower mid-field status#his career is stagnate while charles is blossoming#understands that it's not his time rn#will his time ever come?#in my opinion#it will not#pg10
Anonymous asked:
yuki/pierre
hot senior in your introduction to shakespeare lecture who you were paired with once for a project and who then actually recognizes you at a frat party and makes his way through the crowded room to give you a hug and say hey! and then somehow later that night you're actually on his beer pong team?? and you think maybe this is it like maybe he'll actually kiss me... maybe dreams do come true. and then you go to get him another beer and when you come back he's making out with his boyfriend up against the wall.
