*Looks at Slitherers*

*Looks at Book V*

The next mainline Fire Emblem is just going to be that future setting pitch they had for Awakening isn’t it? AND GIVE ME IT, GIVE ME MY LASER BOWS.

Touma: “Itsuki Please come with me to hit on girls.”

Ah, Operation Babe Hunt - Fire Emblem edition begins.

Remember when we got the first Three Houses news and we all joked Edlegard’s name could be misread as Edgelord?

Then comes Dimitri with “Yeah make sure my armor has a scar over my fucking heart” and just MAXIMUM EDGE.

No seriously just look at this guy, shit went BAD for his house and dear god everyone is going to pay for it.

Me before today: Dimitri is boring.

Me today: Timeskip Dimitri is best lord.

Welp it’s over, the end has come.

Pokemon GACHA

Abandon all hope, death comes for us all.

Nobody:

Nintendo: Hey have a huge infodump on Joker, btw he’s out tomorrow.

Ah yes, my new friends Scorbunny, Sobble and *checks smudged handwriting* Trash.

Fire Emblem Three Houses

AKA

Harry Potter and the Fire Emblem

SSSS.Gridman in a nutshell.

I’m still shocked that ZLS made me watch an idol anime. And that I want season 2 right now. And that we’re like 99% going to get a second season because the final scene of the show being the reporter guy going “Why the fuck do these girls look exactly like these dead girls” is pure cliffhanger sequel bait.

Also they legit got the VA of Sailor Goddamn Moon to just make funny zombie noises for 12 episodes.

Death Metal was the absolute last thing I ever expected to hear in Fire Emblem.

(Hopefully this books story is more interesting then BAD FIRE MAN IS BAD)

After tonight’s reveal anything is possible.

Sakurai: And here’s is your 5th and final DLC fighter

GOKU

I’m really starting to worry about Akane, in the past she’s always just expressed annoyance at Gridman stopping her kaiju but this episode has her making this absolutely defeated and depressed face. Also the whole falling scene at the end.

Alexis just showing up like a totally normal person is still the best gag too.

I like how they fixed up some of the silly team comps gym leaders and the elite four had in Let’s Go, but then there’s just that awkward moment of “GEN ONE ONLY” and Lance has to lead with a Seadra instead of having Kingdra.

Deadpool is now the voice of Pikachu

Alright shows over folks, Universe is over, it doesn’t get better then this.

Sakurai the fuck are you doing.

You spend months not showing Shadow as an AT. Then just casually show him as an AT. You bring in Ken but not Shadow? Goddamn a piranha plant over literally ANY OTHER REQUESTED CHARACTER?

Move over Hex Maniac, Channeler’s back in town.

Wait a second, this episode was a bunch of zombies working for a pharmaceutical company led by a man always wearing sunglasses.

Is this a Resident Evil spin-off?

Gotta love how despite being able to just plop Tae’s head back on without issue quickly, they decide the best thing to do with Sakura is to have Saki carry her head while Junko drags her body.