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Japanese Snack Facts (Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

You can only get these in Japan????

BUT THE BAKED KIT KATS LOOK SOOOO FREAKIN GOOD…

I have a BONUS FACT you’re gonna love then

Click HERE to treat yourself to a TokyoTreat snack box! It’ll be like a gift to you, from you. They’ll mail candy and snacks only available in Japan to your door, anywhere in the world AND with free shipping!

But HURRY, there’s only 12 days left to get November’s snack crate.

Here’s what you missed in the October snack crate:

Yes, those are Apple Pie kit kats… along with bloody cola marshmallows and pumpkin gratin candies just to name a few.

despite the news on reddit and other places, it seems Loops is still alive and well!

Also, further proof that she’s still alive and that it’s the same cat can be seen on her knowyourmeme page, where the original source comes through with proof about her origins

Fun fact: her actual name is Tank!! and she’s currently living a healthy life with OP’s mom’s boyfriend!

the imgur hoax fake post about her “death” has been since deleted once ppl began going off on the person who faked it

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

My friend plays Corruption of Champions...

My friend plays Corruption of Champions...

Friends take notes

Do it pussy

The emotion in the last panel tho

:|

>:|

I posted this on Twitter awhile ago (I might even make a full video on this) and I think it’s worth posting here The core difference between the Sonic movie and Detective Pikachu and why everyone hates Sonic but loves Pikachu is this: Detective Pikachu didn’t sacrifice the game design for the sake of realism

They didn’t try and make all of the Pokemon resemble ‘real’ animals, they all look like themselves; lifted straight out of the games.

And it would have been EASY for them to just include Pokemon that only look like animals, but they’re also including the Pokemon with weirder designs, like Mr. Mime above, and Golurk, which is literally a rock golem

Now compare this to Sonic…

Sonic went too far in trying to make him a ‘real’ animal, resulting in him looking like a hairy little gremlin. He looks like a human wearing a costume…

Like, look at how Detective Pikachu designed Charmander

This comes from the D. Pikachu line of Pokemon cards btw

Now, what if they tried to make him a “real” animal, he’d end up looking something like..

You see the problem?

You made him a real animal, but he only looks like an approximation of what he’s supposed to look like… that’s why people hate the Sonic movie design so much and why you see so many people trying to fix it online.

There’s this weird fear that a distinctly cartoony design can’t work when you’re trying to put a CG character next to real people and that it HAS to look realistic… and that’s simply not true. it’s been PROVEN not true!

Detective Pikachu gets this, their designs are a perfect middle-ground between realistic and cartoon

Let cartoon characters BE cartoon characters

I don’t see a lot of body positivity posts on my dash for boys! Thought I’d help!

-Boys, you don’t have to be 6ft to be beautiful

-Boys, you don’t have to have strong arms and abs to be worthy of love

-Boys, you don’t have to be masculine to be valid

-Boys, you are allowed to love your self

-Boys, you are allowed to be inexperienced 

-Boys, you are allowed to love yourself exactly how you are

Me trying to figure out the distance between places and how long it’ll take a character to get there in a society that travels mostly on foot:

What I do is determine about how many miles the distance is, after that I look up two European cities that are about that far apart, and switch the Google maps thingy from car to walk.

Holy shit my dude! Why you gotta blow my mind like this!?

Now I feel like I have reblogged both of the threads that followed this OP.

The other thread was someone had math’d it out, so that things like age, slopes, how much they’re carrying, if they’re walking with a group or alone or if they had horses…

Here, someone blows all our minds with the simple, obvious answer that no one else had thought of.

Thank you OP for asking, thank you Tumblr for answering.

Created list of viable options for NSFW

I’ve done some research over the past 2 days for us all. I’ve visited websites, read disclaimers, terms of service.

I welcome anyone’s else’s input.

Here’s what I found, some sites cost monthly and not just a few bucks, more than my gym membership actually and I can tell you I will not be going there.

Some allow you to own all your own content and have full management of them.

Some require you to use your real full name, I’m sorry but hard NO!!

-Quara- requires your full legal name

-Ghost.org- (.org=gov owned) you own your own content, you run it like a business……

-SpicyMatch.com- use the code “GOODBYETUMBLR” and be upgraded to premium for free.

-KinkSpace.net- several have already gone here.

-Host Gator

-Blogr.xxx- graphic, good for hard core kinisters.

-Word Press- allows you to flag your account NSFW

-Blogger- allows you to flag your account NSFW but also CLEARLY STATES NO PORNOGRAPHY IN IT’S GUIDELINES.

-MeWe-

-Bdsmlr- mirrored Tumblr

-Pillowfort.io- currently down for service but they are here in tumblr already ski you can check them out.

-Swarmr.com- another mirrored Tumblr

-Reddit.com- https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr_castaways/

If anyone else has insight or ideas I’m wanting to hear them please.

Boosting…

has this been done yet

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege reblogging with you tonight.

Humans and their strange culture 7

Where were these strange tunes, rhythms and sounds coming from? 

As it seemed none of the other crewmembers around him seemed to notice it or they simply ignored it. The tunes were clearly coming out of one of the ventilation shafts. It was a bit strange as he knew that these shafts lead to one of the humans recreational areas. He moved a little closer  towards the shaft, he now could clearly hear some lyrics being sung. He was terrified as he could  hear the lyrics clearly were about death, love, friendship and murder all within a few verses.

Powered by curiosity and a bit of fear he simply had to take a look. He went downstairs opened the door and was surprised by the wild variation of appliances and materials inside the room. He now could hear the music clearly it came from a human which was siting at one of the machines working on some sort of material. Besides the human was a small electric device. The human looked up  for a short moment directly into his eyes only to then look down at the objects he was working on. He had to approach the human and with every step the music got louder and louder only now he realised that it was completely different than the tunes he had heard before. 

The human noticed the Captains interest in the music so he asked him what he thought about it. The Captain seemed confused as most species use music to impress a potential mating partner or to warn about danger.

But these humans always had strange  concepts of social systems. He had to ask now what the lyrics were about and the human just simply meant that depending on the genre they can bee about somebodies feeling, politics or opinion. Humans sometimes use it to cope with their feelings, to distract themselves, to escape from their lives or to play while they work on something. 

Now there was only one thing, why would the human play the music that loud?

someday I will write a pokemon world building fic about fossil revival and how it relates to things like the mew/mewtwo project because it has fascinated me since i was a small child

topics to explore:

–the idea that fossil pokemon are REVIVED, not cloned.  what the hell.  are they raising the dead?  the pokemon that come out the other end are not base level babies, what is HAPPENING there

–the fact that all fossil pokemon are part rock type, apparently because they were revived from stone.  how is the process of revival altering them?

–for that matter, pokemon that are rediscovered in the wild like relicanth and kabuto, are they different than revived specimens?

–how did the expedition that brought back mew relate to the fossil reviving labs?  are there mew fossils?

–the whole ditto being derived from mew thing, which is my favorite pokemon theory, being a plot centerpiece.  possibly a pre-series sort of thing about the creation of ditto.

I would want the protagonist to be a fledgling scientist who is clearly marked as a future pokemon professor by having a plant surname but all the extinct plants are so WORDY.

like Glossopteris is not a great name

REDWOOD his professor name is going to be Professor Redwood.

Except it isn’t his last name right now!  When we meet him he’s living with his boyfriend, whose last name is Redwood.  They’re actually both researchers!  Malcolm, our protagonist, is a paleontologist, while his as-of-yet unnamed boyfriend works for Sylph Co working out the bugs in early models of the pokemon healing machine we see in pokemon centers.  His specific project is figuring out why they make psyduck headaches worse, so their place is just FULL of psyducks.

Malcolm, introducing himself at his new job with Cinnabar Labs: Hi, my name’s Malcolm, I just moved here with my boyfriend and his ungodly hoard of weird duck pokemon. Yes, that was him trying to herd them all out of the pokemon center on Sunday. We also have a Meowth and a Kadabra but they’re much better behaved, I promise.

The Kadabra speaks some sign language and while he’s technically Malcolm’s boyfriend’s pokemon, he’s so smart they consider him more of a family member. The Meowth is Malcolm’s.

The plot follows the early days of Cinnabar Labs’ success with fossil reviving, with Malcolm starting out enthusiastic and gradually finding more and more things that feel wrong leading up to the Mew experiments, at which point things go downhill FAST.

This process starts when they bring back a ton of Kabuto trying to get one to survive the process, and Malcolm brings one of the struggling specimens home to nurse it through the first days.  He then promptly gets attached.

I’m naming his boyfriend Grant because using the last names of Jurassic Park characters is really entertaining me, I’m deeply sorry

The lab is empty of people, leaving Malcolm alone with the whirring and rumbling of the machines.  The pumps are especially noisy, sucking in fresh seawater to feed into the heater.  It’s attempt number four at creating survivable conditions for the Kabuto in the tanks, going for a natural environment this time.  Sterile hadn’t worked, and neither had trying to artificially recreate ancient seas.

The veteran researchers had already given up on this batch, unwilling to work a second all-nighter just to watch another failure play out.  They’ll go over the tank footage tomorrow, take readings, examine the dead, and start over.

Malcolm can’t bring himself to follow their example.  He’s asleep on his feet and hasn’t seen Grant in two days, but he just can’t leave while any of their test subjects are clinging to life.  At least Mitzi is still here to keep him company; his Meowth snores softly from atop the water heater.

There’s only one Kabuto left now, subject 26.  It’s not the one Malcolm would have pegged as the most hardy of the bunch, given that it was missing a front claw from the moment they revived it.  Still, it’s hanging in there, scuttling in a lopsided loop around the tank.

Malcolm watches as it carefully balances itself on its back legs to spear a chunk of food left on the tank floor.  It’s a much slower movement than even the more sickly Kabuto he’s seen try to eat.  Malcolm wonders if that’s why this one died the first time, getting outcompeted for food.

Wait.

All the pokemon they’re working with are fossil pokemon, which means they died once already.  Healthy, fit pokemon don’t usually just drop dead on the seafloor.  Of course all the ones they’re reviving are dying right away, the machines are calibrated to alter them as little as possible for their state at the time of fossilization, a time when they were dying.

He scrambles for the phone, attached to the wall near the door, and calls his home number.  It rings for a long while before Grant answers, his voice hoarse with sleep.

“Hello?”

“Babe, it’s me, I need you to–”

“Malcolm, it’s two in the morning–”

“Grant, it’s important, I’m bringing a Kabuto home, I need you to start up your prototype right now.”

“Wait, what?”

“They need medical attention, Grant, that’s why they’re dying, I’m not letting this one die too!”

“Okay, okay!  I’ll wake the pokemon, we’ll be ready when you get here.”

“God, I love you, I’ll be home soon!”

would you guys like it if I posted this on ao3/continued it over there?  possibly with a prologue to make this make sense without the post lol

Just sent the first chapter of this to my beta, here’s an excerpt!

The full first chapter is up!  Read it here on ao3!

It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water

(This also partially applies to whales)

They were what now?

Mother Nature, come out here I just want to talk

Whales are actually Ungulates, more so hippos, entelodons, etc…

Meaning they were somewhat related to big celebrities such as Daedon (the “hell pig”) and Andrewsarchus.

The appearence of the first ancestors of whales probably looked like a small hoofed thing called Indohyus.

(Illustration by julio lacerda)

(illustration by Tiffany Turill)

Basically they went from tiny hoofed herbivore to bigger hoofed carnivore to crocodile-like thing to seal-like things to big sea predators.

It’s important to mention that we now know dolphins will probably never need to develop true water breathing, because the fact that they breathe air from the surface is actually an ADVANTAGE for them. They get more oxygen at once than an animal with gills and it permits a much higher, more energized activity level for longer periods of time. They are murderous monsters empowered by their access to the forbidden air

Forbidden air? You mean DRUGS.