telling my therapist i cry myself to sleep every night knowing that i will never enjoy the delicious taste of minecraft dirt and he reaches across the table and slaps me in the mouth
"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
I apologize.
insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it
This one?
Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.
I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"
Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post
STRAY CAT YAY
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were-ralph
On GOD every thing in my life would be fixed if a werewolf did this to me irl
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.
Anonymous asked:
Ghost don’t masturbate
what are you, a scientist. the hell do you know
go ahead
take a stroll
grizzlyadventures
I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known
Raccoon dogs are incredibly cute creatures in general but I think one of their best traits is how different they look with their winter coats vs their summer coats
They go from “yeah that looks like a canid alright”
To “not when I shift into maximum FLUFF”