Im.. Soft 🥺🥺🥺

cr. 

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you 

walks into the party wearing this outfit 

shut up you danga roombas this is about ME not about that single-piece-of-checkered-clothing purple haired mfucker!!!!!

Look at you made him cry..

good to hear, cumtears

if u have blue hair and a weapon u are formally invited to Fuck My Ass

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO

you have sleepy bitch disease

requested by anon

I hope everyone reblogs this.

For most of the 114 years since the American pitbull terrier was first recognized by the United Kennel Club, the breed was rightly seen as the perfect “nanny dog” for children because of its friendly nature, loyalty and stability. [x]

Pit bulls have always been protectors. With good owners and proper care, they still are. Chako*, Lefty, Baby, Creature, and Bela are proof of that.

Pitbulls are great dogs and anyone who says otherwise can fucking fight me

the article just got better as i kept on reading

A WHOLE RAW POTATO THIS STILL KILLS ME

This is the future tumblr staff wants

who keeps giving her these things

she ends up condemned too D:

damn bitch get it together

She’s a Darklord now too

If the ocean ever disappears DONT GO LOOKING FOR IT… go in the other direction

i know this sounds like a shitpost but isn’t this like, real advice regarding tsunamis

Yes this was about hurricane Irma it is not a shitpost

This is actually really good advice so let me elaborate a bit: if you notice the tide is retreating very quickly at a very odd time of day, get as far away from water and as high up as you can. I live along the ocean and a long time ago we had a small tsunami and a relative of mine tells me how her father saw the tides retreating so he just picked her up and just ran, which probably saved their lives.

So yeah DONT LOOK FOR THE MISSING OCEAN just run away

ocean not lost, ocean is actually winding up to kick you very hard in the nuts.

took a while but i did it

“why do you like swords so much”

Thanks @staff & @support for doing such a great job eliminating the inappropriate content on this site!!!

Really it is /something/ that since the “‘ban”’ I’ve seen /more/ porn bots and have had /more/ of my work reblogged with porn links then ever before

literally every blog that has followed me since 17/12 was a porn bot

Moments before death.

Hospital notes

2.5D anime

Yo..

Imagine setting up this whole thing

THAT WAS A GODDAMN FEELS ROLLERCOASTER A GODBLESSED WORK OF ART

uhhhh it’s amazing!!!

n nn nnn n,,

He’s insulting himself

ive never seen a dog look so angry

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

hope your pets discover immortality in 2019

FREE THEM

I say this without a shred of irony:

pageant moms are abusive monsters.

This shit is wrong.