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@awkwardtimelord / awkwardtimelord.tumblr.com

Kirk. 22. Brazilian. Well, people assume that I am a strict projection of cause to effect of my parents/country. But, actually, from a non-freudian, non-logical subjective viewpoint... I'm more like a big nerd of allons-ys and internet... Stuff.
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fireyams

Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.

Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.

Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.

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unsubstantiatedrumors

I’ll waste the lot of you

Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!

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moistnugget

NYET.

3 it is.. let’s get this party started.

Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol

I HAVE A GUN BONER. 

What? What’s all this fuckery?

Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!

Mama always said this day’d come!

EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!

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im-the-doctor-basically-run

WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems. 

Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.

There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.

Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.

Don’t make me tell you again.

Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.

A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?

Wood.

awkwardtimelord
Anonymous asked:

Just answer: Are you happy?

Happiness is a very abstract concept. For example: I have a lot of family issues, some that I think no one should bear, and it makes me very sad on a daily basis. Nevertheless, there are days that I see my friends, or my girl or even just some random bit of serendipity and it makes it better for a certain amount of time. So I don't think someone can really be steadily happy, it's more like they are happy in every moment that they aren't sad. But maybe I'm just bitter.