The fact that this sounds like something you’d put on a resume is.....very disturbing.

i have 3 capri suns! my life is so fun and sexy

i am down to 2 capri suns. i am hanging in there

one capri sun things are looking dim

bad new lads

i am a simple woman: i see a new mystery dungeon game, i become Obsessed

poor Duck isn’t having a great first day as a pokemon.

I love the early acknowledgement of Ishigami’s existence.

Winter sama love is war 

i was in the car with my dad and he said to me, “hey theres a sticker on that car with uh, that guy on it” and the car drove away before i could see it so my dad was trying to describe it to me he was like, “his face is inside of his hat” and i was like dad what in the world are you trying to say. so later i had completely forgotten about the whole thing but apparently he was still hung up on it cause he handed me a piece of paper with a small drawing on it and said “this is the guy”

thats him officer

dear followers, today I offer you some bee …crumbs….. tomorrow? who knows

this dog walked on stage during a biden rally and joe had his campaign team bury and seal the dog underground with bricks. this is SO fucked up, are some of you really voting for this ‘nice guy’?

everyone in the tags saying this is fake since the dirt is flying into their hands, have you never heard of psychic powers? biden is well known for his use of psychic warriors to do his dirty work.

Bro it’s real, I was the brick. They’re earth benders.

I know this is very funny and all but I need you all to know that this is genuinely how this is done in the fucking speedrun

v important pics of joe biden

where are those dogs now?

what city slickers don’t understand is that weird noises always come from the forest and we just ignore it

if you go out to investigate and get got then that is on you, ignore it and go back to sleep like a rational person

Me, on the porch: chillin

Woods: WoooooooooEEEEEEEEEEEG

Me:

Best case scenario, it’s a fox. Worst case scenario, you’re next.

#luigi after developing amnesia being interrogated by toads

i had an idea

this made me emotional??

I must post TOO ASS! at every opportunity because the source video has since been deleted so I think this is the only proof TOO ASS! ever existed

When the good lord finally grants you a new hyperfixation after all your enthusiasm for the old one died suddenly

Why does Fearow sound like that

“Pika?”

*sound of me slamming my finger in the car door*

“Pika pika!”

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‘I will have to live on - Anagram robot 0.6. I find anagrams for stuff. I know I don’t always make sense, but I’m getting better!

Hey guys! It’s halfway through the week and it’s been a bit of a rough one for sure. Here’s a cute picture I found that should be able to help us keep on truckin!

WAIT YOU GUYS I JUST GOT A REALLY GOOD IDEA HOLD ON LET ME DRAW IT REAL QUICK

KABUTO

ive said this before and ill say it again: notice how meta knights costume has no seams. meta knight killed a person. meta knight fucking killed this penguin and is now residing in their body

or maybe he just has the seams on the inside like anybody sewing a penguin disguise would do because he takes pride in his work instead of being a lazy glutton like Kirby who just waddles around like a fucking idiot eating everything in sight like that’s why Meta Knight is so embarrassed whenever you beat him and his mask comes off and he looks just like Kirby because an honorable knight of his caliber doesn’t want to be associated with that shitty-ass pink blob that somehow always saves everybody every god damn time just by eating things

meta knight wrote this post

You know what? No more football

What the fuck is football?

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