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“The only dangerous minority is the rich”

two sick horses evaluating an orb

“it floats”

“don’t like that”

By X.Lan

Where the fuck is that person, just asking

this entire year feeIs Iike a haIIucination

just an important reminder

When people ask me what my favorite song is im just like??? can you be more specific??? favorite right now??? most listened to??? top 10??? what i listen to at different times??? what i listen to when im sad?? when im happy??? be more specific goddammit 

The Signs as in Leo Season

Aries: make soda popsicles at the backyard

Taurus: losing weight in just 10 hours of sleep

Gemini: strictly countermeasures over an entire hobby

Cancer: focus on their own priorities and back to square one when they get distracted into some unrealistic ideas

Leo: reuploading their selfies way back high school

Virgo: tries not to disturb other people's intentions for weeks

Libra: is constantly dealing with their own thoughts which really makes them feel insecure

Scorpio: participating on such risky tasks where no one can help them atm

Sagittarius: wants to get rid off their eyebags because of watching/socializing into the phone 24 hours straight

Capricorn: drinks coffee on the weekdays, alcohol in the weekends

Aquarius: tries to look good on the air conditioner

Pisces: helps their love ones through consulting their emotional needs and health problems

— Reyna Biddy

Everything

Um… 😐… what?

Looks like after a doctor said that bleach, isopropyl alcohol, and UV light could kill the virus, he pondered whether that could somehow be used inside the body as a treatment. He then followed up saying to consult a doctor but, of course, nobody seems to care about that part.

nobody cares about that because any competent person with a 3rd-grade education wouldn’t even think to ask if you can inject disinfectant into your body

I know. How could anyone ever think that injecting a poison into your body could cure you. Guess things like chemotherapy don’t exist.

go ahead, inject bleach into your body dude

Naw. I think I will do what he said and consult a doctor. The fact that you don’t seem to understand that part of it is honestly a bit strange.

ask your doctor if you should inject bleach into your body and they will laugh at you

Here’s the orbital period of our solar system’s 8 major planets (how long it takes each to travel around the sun). Their size is to scale and their speed is accurate relative to Earth’s. The repetition of each GIF is proportional to their orbital period. Mercury takes less than 3 months to zoom around Sol, Neptune takes nearly 165 years.  

fuck this gifset do you know how long i sat here waiting for fucking neptune to drag its lazy ass into the frame