I see a lot of comics talking about smut vs fluff reactions but I see no one talk about
Vs
IT HURTS ME
Love finding out something I thought was just me being quirky is actually just a symptom of autism
Again
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid
none pizza with left beef
the-chocolate-chip-pancake
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
Posted Oct 9, 2012
Every time i start a new vido game:
OH FUCK WHERE ARE THE SUBTITLES
birdycrow
brink182-deactivated20120906
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But, hey, at least it tastes good, right? High five, America!
sensorydeprivationprincess
oh my god
descartes-and-thosecartes
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
date of origin: 2012
A classic
this just makes me wanna get some nuggets from mcdonalds for some reason
the fact op thought they could even get away with that blatant misinformation in the first place when the graphic they used was the fucking Tubby Custard machine amuses me like.
Even if you didn’t know what Teletubbies was that thing does not at all look like something you’d find in a factory, it’s colorful and colors cost extra.
that’s because OP’s post is a joke
I feel weird that I’m been here long enough to remember the original context–OP is mocking this post:
the picture clearly looks like some sort of strawberry ice cream, so OP did a copypasta of the original text and replaced with picture with something even funnier.
Both posts went around a lot, but it’s funny that the second, mocking post is now being reposted like OP is some kind of idiot instead of a comedic genius
the original post is actually still here: https://early-onset-of-night-blog.tumblr.com/post/1206666159/say-hello-to-mechanically-separated-chicken-its and apparently the original OP is a satire blog, anyway. So nobody was serious in the whole exchange
Getting new context for this ancient meme in the year of our lord 2021 is giving me whiplash.
Welcome back to its really hot and I’m going to murder someone
If you, like me, DON'T want to be like this when it's hot out: remember your wicking base layers (like very lightweight, sheer wool, silk, bamboo, or linen), billowy linen tops and pants, and hats! Or loose, long, long-sleeved cotton dresses with bloomers underneath to prevent chub rub if you're me and don't mind looking like a Mennonite for the sake of coolness. There ARE ways to be comfortable outside when it's very hot out, and that way is usually to cover more of your body in loose clothing, and create very lightweight layers that wick and let the breeze get through them.
𝙵𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝟷, 𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟸 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹
vibing with Franz Kafka 99 years ago
Oh mood. Planning this for the 100th year anniversary
Happy 100 years of feeling nothing, merely tired
This could be the most important post I’ve ever shared. Please Share it with anyone who is or might be going through this terrible disease.
My mom has fairly severe respiratory issues and is recovering from joint replacement; her PT told her the same info about sleeping/sitting positions and how they impact the lungs. Fascinating.
rebloging again in case someone missed this.
Excellent health information.
If you're ever bored, here's a list of Studio Ghibli films you can watch for free.
Castle In The Sky (1986) Grave of the Fireflies (1988) My Neighbor Totoro (1988) Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) Only Yesterday (1991) Porco Rosso (1992) Pom Poko (1994) Whisper of the Heart (1995) Princess Mononoke (1997) My Neighbors the Yamadas (1999) Spirited Away (2001) The Cat Returns (2002) Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) Tales from Earthsea (2006) Ponyo On A Cliff From The Sea (2008) The Secret World of Arrietty/The Borrower Arrietty (2010) From Up on Poppy Hill (2011)
If any of the links stop working, please let me know so I can fix it.
For Castle In The Sky, wait for the free user button to be clickable and it will send you to the video.
how do I not share this, though (HIGHLY RECOMMENDING HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE IT’S MY FAVORITE)
zjoy
These are so good if you need something to calm you down on a bad day or after panics :)
YESSSSS
Images originally captured by Jam’s Germs
Thank you @airyearthgirl for inspiring me to gif these amazing lines
[id: a series of extreme close-up gifs of tardigrades, captioned: “Tardigrades are not extremophiles, they don’t enjoy living in extreme conditions they are just good at surviving them. In that way, maybe they are something like us. We also sometimes live through situations we thought would be impossible. But, all things being equal, both tardigrades and us just want a nice place to live, plenty of yummy food, and whenever possible, to not be exposed to the vacuum of space.”]
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are gray
you’ll never know dear
how much i love you
please dont take
my sunshine away
glittertitties
this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life