I like a lot of things.

appreciation post for broccoli, thanks for bein so tasty u tiny trees

Art by Yun Ling

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

Op did you say it

did you say it op

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

The Fourth Wall: A Rare View of Famous European Theater Auditoriums Photographed from the Stage

let monster women look monstrous u fucking cowards

A legend

me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

Kristen Meyer

ah yes…the killing curse…fre shavaca do

*sees one cop drive by* damn. way too many cops out today

proposed new holiday: valoween. combination valentines and halloween. take a monster on a date

Guillermo Del Toro we know that’s you

— (via theorydictatespractice)

Rest in Peace, John Mahoney

sometimes I think I’m better than everyone else but then I remember I am

me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it

also me lifting my cat up toward the ceiling so he can reach a bug: get it

poc proverb, used when hearing about someone who did something fucked up (via guabao)