Its A Mess

hi everyone. does anybody else miss something they can never return to. anyone else being swallowed whole by grief. anyone else clinging to love as a life preserver

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

"This story is a tragedy because it didn't have to end this way."

vs

"This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way."

#the best: this story is a tragedy because #there were SO many ways it could have gone differently #but the very fact of the characters’ natures precluded any option but the tragedy (via @curiosity-killed)

me: i really dont get why non-floridians lose their fucking shit when they see a beach. it’s just sand and water. who gives a fuck

also me: *sees one (1) mountain* ohohohoohohohohoh holy SHIT holy fuck that’s a big fuCKING ROCK

i love this post. i have never related to anything less

me, grown up in the Cascades range: *sees open plains*

me: oohhoh no. no ba.d . where . are teh rocks. wheres the woter. oh god it’s just drit everywhere for a million miles I need TREES dammit where are my lumber guardians

Me, grew up in Nebraska, the Great Plains: *see a forest*

Me: wHy ar e there s.o man y trEes??? They all g.ott so BiG wher is th skY

Me: Grows up in Boston, mostly travels to cities and Central America: *travels to the Southwest*

Me: where is everyone? Where is everything? What great calamity flatten this world?

Me: Grows up in rural Australia, travels to Europe: Green? How so much green?? Paddocks aren’t green! Why is it full of green grass like a cartoon??

Me: Grew up in the American Midwest *arrives on the coastline of any ocean, sprinting up and down the beach very fast* SHARKS? SHARKS?SHARKS? SHARKS? SHARKS? SHARKS?

Monkey very excited about exploring new biome.

Me: grew up in Northern California *sees forest in North Carolina* WHY are the TREES so SHORT? Mini forest?? Tiny baby tree???

Me: grew up in the shire *sees mount doom and the fires of mordor* WHERE are the orchards in blossom? WHY aren’t there birds nestin’ in the hazel thicket??? HOW can we sow the summer barley without any lower fields??? DOES ANYONE HERE EVEN REMEMBER THE TASTE OF STRAWBERRIES WITH CREAM???

Me, grew up in LA and moves to Oregon: ARE THOSE FUCKING STARS?? HOLY SHIT THERES SO MANY OF THEM!!! LOOK HOW BIG THAT ONE IS!! THEY MAKE FUNNY LITTLE SHAPES!

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

reblog this and put your upcoming concerts in the tags

when the barbie movie drops, there should be a trend like the one where everyone wore suits to watch rise of gru. but instead of suits, everyone watching barbie should be dressed up as what they would look like as a barbie doll.

A true story of vehicular queer solidarity. Happy Pride.

The best part is seeing the smosh and ianthony fandom blogs slowly shed the dust and revive. This is the most unique experience I've ever had on tumblr.com

When a song hits that OC note just right and you're reminded why its such an OC song.

I invite y'all to tell me about that one (or more!!!) OC songs bc OH BOY!!!!!

MYTH: Americans set off fireworks on the 4th of July, in honor of our Independence Day

FACT: Americans set off fireworks from approximately June 20th—July 20th, for no reason other than this is the time of year that you can literally buy them at any grocery store

Courtney is me watching Ian and Anthony being so happy to be back!

op delete this now

If I had to see this, then all of you have to as well

i’ve been saying it for years:

government considers you able to work if you can give anything more than 0%

employers consider you unhireable if you give anything less than 100%

phineas and ferb really said “how many characters can we make autistic” and the answer was “yes”

nature is healing.

rhett&link selling ian and anthony smosh back after keeping it safe like their grandparents taking care of their yaoi grandchild while their parents were sick