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duality
borbamenas
the surgery was a success.. the boy is complete
siniristiriita
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy’s first law of Equivalent Exchange.
strongorcbutch
Bold of you to add that quote to a picture of a dog.
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wheres seasons greasons
its that time of year again
It doesn’t have to be
its not optional
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an inexhaustive list of specific moments in pieces of classical music that make my soul leave my body
- tchaikovsky piano concerto no.1 mvmt III, the build from 4:21 to the climax at 5:06— my favorite out of all of these
- scheherazade mvmt III, when the timpani comes in at 8:02, although at 7:24 the chills start and they really don't stop
- mahler symphony 2 mvmt I, the section from 15:38-15:55 where it feels like you're literally descending into hell
- sibelius violin concerto mvmt I, the super impressive trill that leads into the sweep-you-off-your-feet part at 5:39
- borodin sympony 2 mvmt III, the sustained note at 5:25 in the horns
- brahms violin concerto mvmt I, 2:56 when the solo violin finally makes its entrance (although the whole build to the entrance is infinitely more satisfying if you listen from the beginning)
- the very beginning of bruckner symphony 4 mvmt I is so chilling
- dvorak cello concerto mvmt I, the lyrical horn solo at 2:10
- the very beginning of saint-saens cello concerto no.1 mvmt 1 where the solo cello just comes BARRELING in
- gliere horn concerto mvmt II, 4:13 when the horn finally gets to play the lyrical part that the strings had earlier in the mvmt
- tchaikovsky violin concerto mvmt I, 8:03 when the melody from earlier gets embellished to hell and back
- liszt mazeppa, the 3:41 pizzicato sounds cool as fuck
- mendelssohn violin concerto mvmt II, 3:51 makes my heart fucking stop
- strauss death and transfiguration, 13:55 literally always gives me chills
- shostakovich cello concerto mvmt II, 9:35 when the solo horn chimes in
- the very beginning of stravinsky firebird finale feels like you're entering the faerie realm or some shit
- tchaikovsky symphony 5 mvmt II, the building of soft strings into the solo horn entrance at 0:48
- dvorak new world symphony mvmt IV, 0:15 when the horns and trombones come in and you want to like. charge into battle
- holst jupiter, 2:55 when the strings come in and it's the most angelic thing you've ever heard in your life
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end road work? aw fuck i hope this car flies
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Someone add do you love the color of the sky
Someone do NOT do that, I’ll kill you with my flying car
I don’t have the original but I have this. Kill me.
I’m going to hurt all of you
cobalt-snowdin
Good to know we all are hellspawns with the same mindset
Welcome to hellsite, babes
Take a fuckin sip
big-innit-hotel
you’re all insane
I think this is the longest post on this site
I AM
SOBBING
MOBILE USERS IM SO SORRY
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You ever think about how they made the minions immortal so that they wouldn’t have to explain how they reproduce
?? they made the minions immortal???
Yeah it’s like the same 200 minions forever
They also trapped them in the Arctic for a long time so they wouldn’t have to show them working for hitler because canonically they’re evil and serve the most evil master around and they’re clearly ok with serving dictators because they were depicted helping Napoleon so the solution to keep hitler out of the story was just to trap the yellow blobs on an iceberg.
So these things have been alive since the dinosaurs and are basically minor spirits or gods that exist to serve the side of evil and during that whole time they remained grossly incompetent.
Does the universe in despicable me want evil to fail or win? Or are these stupid yellow sexless idiots meant to keep a balance of some kind? Because they do not seem to have a niche in any ecosystem that I know of so their origin must be divine somehow.
dame-a-dozen-deactivated2023061
since the minions are technically the last of their kind (since they seem to not be able to reproduce) does this mean that they are a protected species?
See, I don’t think that they’re a species. I think that they’re something else. Because everything else in that universe seems to follow ordinary rules of evolution but the same however many hundred minions keep changing their appearance and not dying. I think that the minions were intelligently designed.
Roman, my guy, are you really saying that minions are evidence of a god in despicable me lore?
Not god per se but… something.
Evil vs good. Evil made minions, good made them stupid yellow blobs
So are you positing that maybe they came to be because of some primordial yin/yang type battle between energies in the ocean or something?
But they have to reproduce somehow, there are way more minions in the Despicable Me movies than the Minions movie
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ndiecity-deactivated20241101
there's a blueprint hanging on a wall in the first movie that shows Gru developed a way to create minions out of corn kernels
please i don’t want to learn these things
The Despicable Me reveal suggests that the Minions are in some way the spawn of the earth, birthed in its early years as a chaotic force of malignant incompetence. However, prior to Gru there was no way for the minions to expand or grow, thus remaining the same basic force for the whole of earth's history. Finally, Gru produced a way of making more of them. This perhaps explains the minion's deep loyalty to Gru, as well as why they have allowed themselves to become an agent of chaotic good (or at least chaotic neutrality) in the later DM canon. It may also be the case that the later Corn-Minions do not poses the same core malice of the originals, or that this malice has been diluted somehow as part of the spawning process.
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Whos DNA is this?
cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024
yours
cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024
wait how the hell
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powrightinthekisser
This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you
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hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this
the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.
FOUND IT
Oh this is only the first image in the Eschatron 9000 Series
thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected
I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask “hey i think i saw a weird image once” and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like “oh yeah that’s the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop series” and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images you’ve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema
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babygirl I'd add you to my broth
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You don’t hear so much about lesbians wanting to be destroyed by gigantic women these days
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If domestic housewives exist, that implies there are feral housewives
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