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old but still relevant

i think as a society we should go back to designing furniture w little feet. it would heal us.

please look me in the eye and tell me this doesn't spark joy

if you dont think kingdom hearts is the tightest shit ever then get the fuck out of my face

Jersey Mikes doesn’t sell meatball subs

6 word horror story

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW

[VERY SMALL VOICE] foobaw!

the one thing thing funnier than this caption is that the only reason they stopped doing it was that the ferret shit in the tube

That photo makes Felicia’s work seem much more recent than it is. Here’s a picture of the world’s smallest particle physicist herself.

They didn’t stop because she shit in the tube - she had a diaper on because they knew poop would obstruct the particles as well. She eventually stopped running through the tubes because they became too long for her. At that point she was retired and became a pet!

I work in taxes. One of the most amazing things I’ve come across is that in a number of countries, Japan for example, if your return is simple, one employer, nothing weird or strange, there is NO tax return. At the end of the year you get an additional report from your employer. It tells you what you paid in tax. Your employer takes care of it. It’s one of the normal benefits of having a job. No cost, no stress, no late night runs to the only post office still open in town. It’s just done.

The US system is stupid.

Doodle page made to wind down :y

I couldn’t sleep so I made this. 

fancy raptors

an actual world heritage post

you wet idiot

Godspeed you! wet idiot

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