I don’t think I could come up with a greater fitting description for this cat if I really tried

I couldn’t resist. I had to

The God-fur-ther

Holy shit this got really funny to really sad really quick

rebump

oh my god it’s the real one. I’m so used to the stupid Skyrim edit.

The Order of The Avengers (Part 2) - (2021)

A couple of months ago, I asked my followers what kind of Avengers fan art they wanted to see from me and they voted at 81% for the “Medieval / Heroic Fantasy AU” option. Here’s the result, I hope you’ll enjoy it! A big thank you to @vegetamochi​ who came up with the title. (Nb: this is an art project, there’s no fic to go with it)

PART 1 IS AVAILABLE HERE

The Order of The Avengers (Part 1) - (2021)

A couple of months ago, I asked my followers what kind of Avengers fan art they wanted to see from me and they voted at 81% for the “Medieval / Heroic Fantasy AU” option. Here’s the result, I hope you’ll enjoy it! ♥ A big thank you to @vegetamochi who came up with the title. (Nb: this is an art project, there’s no fic to go with it)

PART 2 IS AVAILABLE HERE

Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

how did I never once think to use tape fuck

one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets my dad used in his shop to pick-up missing little metal bits, and I held them really tightly in the palm of my hand, went up to this one kid who legit said things like “I think black cats are bad, they should be drowned” and drew crosses on the notebooks of kids if she found out they didn’t go to church, I told her “Hey. I’m a witch. If you don’t stop trying to hurt animals and picking on kids, I’ll use my magic to throw you into the sky”, and when she dared to doubt my powers I told her that I had two “rocks” in my hand that I could send across the playground, then I opened my hand the the magnets shot off in two different directions (we were over in a spot that was empty, so no other kids were around, nobody got hurt), one of them stuck to a drainpipe and the other stuck to a fence. This kid SCREAMED, and ran to the office, and I guess had her mom pick her up from school, and then she wasn’t there for a couple of days, finally her mom called my house and claimed I had “traumatized her daughter by performing a terrifying magic trick”, and when my parents asked what I did I just said “I showed her a magnet and she flipped out. She’s not gonna be happy when she finds out about gravity, either”. eventually this kid came back to school and always made a point to come up to me and say “Hey, my mom told me not to talk to you!”, and would just be like “Good job, you already screwed that up”

Holy shit

party fought a death tyrant

MCU + Siblings

CALM THE FUCK DOWN ASH

NO, HIS HAT IS BACKWARDS.

YOU KNOW THAT MEANS THIS SHIT IS SERIOUS.

I found him. the biggest boy

the #reviews are in

what, they’re not doing anything??

hey here’s arizona senator sinema (a democrat queen!) killing the $15 minimum wage with a cute lil curtsy and probably doing an adorbs widdle pout behind her mask as she denies millions of workers a livable income, slayyy!

we should kill her

after this shallow defense she made, i think maybe it’s important to remember that kyrsten sinema was largely praised for both being a woman and the first openly bisexual US senator when she was elected. she basically campaigned on it, and has been riding off of the unconditional support she’s received from lgbt dems in arizona ever since. Sinema knows that she can get away with this bullshit, and she and others will continue to use her identity to deflect against criticism in this way. but she is not interested in the well-being of her state Or the people who defend her, and i really wish dems would quit falling for it! but i guess we hate to see a girlboss winning :/

This perfectly explains how I got this far in life

writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits

This is so cute 🥺

Ngl this is kinda hilarious

The new guidelines say not only do you need to fly 50 miles above the earth’s surface, but that while doing so you need to have “demonstrated activities during flight that were essential to public safety, or contributed to human space flight safety.”

Which, as Bezos isn’t trained to do any of those things, and the flight was fully automatic, means that no one on that flight qualified.

Anti wolf heck collar

“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.

“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.

I see your anti-wolf dogs and raise you Spanish War Dogs.

I see your Spanish war dogs and raise you the Tibetan Mastiff, which was actually bred to fight tigers and has fur so thick that it doesn’t need armor

They’re also what I like to describe as ‘fuck you’ big

you want a fuck you dog ok i see your tibetan mastiffs, and raise you the caucasian shepherd dog 

they were bred to hunt bears, and they are fuck you dogs.

All I see are Good Pupps. 

All I see are Fereldans trying to one up each other on their knowledge of dog breeds

A dog named Beanie wearing an anti-coyote vest

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2018/12/beanie-the-dog-coyote-vest/577540/

^ If you live in an area with coyotes I actually recomend those

Reblog to make your puppets heckin punk AF

And then there’s this guy

The above cat is @cat-cosplay

Please give credit!

We’ve done functional armor too.

@carnalreincarnated @climbermedic well this went in a bunch of directions.

Splendid.

“Cry ‘Havoc!’, and let slip the cats of war!”

Anthony and Oscar Isaac studied at Julliard and became friends, I would love to see these two work together again on more projects.