Welp, this is just about all I want in death.
Like, I want to be made into a beautiful glass thing. I want to be something treasured for a long time and rarely talked about. I want to live in the home of someone who loved me, and touched now and then in silent memory.
I want people to forget that I’m in there, I want the memory of what I am to pass out of the family’s knowledge. I want to be given away, and put out in a thriftstore somewhere.
I want someone to buy my ashes for $4.99 and put me in a window and love the colors. I want to cast beautiful, fractious and curving sunlight across the wall, sparkling and glowing and shimmering, depending on the time of day. I want someone to take a picture of me with the moon behind me, luminous and mysterious.
I want a witch to buy me and put me in her work room. I want an artist to leave me on their worktable. I want to inspire people and make them smile. I want to be warm from sunlight or chilly from the cool air. I want to be packed in newspaper carefully when they move. I want to be given as a holiday or graduation present to someone’s kid, I want to be given as a housewarming gift as a reminder of home.
And god, then, hopefully some day, I want to roll off the table, I want that globe to crack.
And then I want to haunt the living shit out of the future.
Holy shit, the comment made this sixty times more awesome and now I want this to be done to me too.
tetheredfeather
Okay but…. Yeah I want all that too.
I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.
brownmuva
I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY
this is the best headline i’ve ever seen in my life, i was just gonna post it w/o comment bc i thought it couldnt possibly get better, but it did
i’d kill for a steady income tbh
morthils
so turns out this is called being an assassin. finally, a career for me
“you look tired” ok maybe i’m just ugly. ever thought about that???? hmmmmm?????
bittergoldilocks-deactivated202
Why is the Star Trek fandom so calm and collected and then the Star Wars fandom is like running by on fire, constantly
Because one has Spock and the other has Anakin
bittergoldilocks
this is my favorite comment so far lol
do-i-smell-watermelon
the bend
and slap
fearliath
I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.
isabelzimmer997
It’s beautiful.
bossoverdose
*sees all those posts abou tsurveys*
hhahaha no way they’ll work(i’ll give them a quick try tho)
bossoverdose
holy after two days, all i can say is
scottmichaels
this was literally me at first and i was hella skeptical, but nah its legit. i’ve been paid twice already and I have another payment incoming. You can sign up here if you wanna try and you can start earning right after you verify your email!
All students should know about this
I actually have money and now I don’t know what to do with it
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OR you just want gift cards to sephora and other stuff
I’m currently using another site that works really well, but sadly it only works in the U.S and Singapore. I’ve been able to cash out twice already from this site.They sent it to my paypal in 2 days and I’ve just been shopping for clothes.
honeysuckle-princess
this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.
not risking it.
ivorythephilosopher
Not even scrolling past it
