Barbie Movie™ spoilers without context:

More bc y'all seem to like em:

You’ll understand after watching Miraculous Awakening.

RYAN GOSLING as KEN (insp)

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Favorite pre spiderverse 2 memes that turned out to be true

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

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NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes?

can a black hole destroy the earth?

no, you idiot.

black holes aren’t planet gluttons, you bitch.

and the earth isn’t some weak-ass planet that would just fall in to a black hole like a sucker.

and that dumbass sun that we’ve got isn’t big enough to make a black hole like other stars.

you fool.

This reads like an exhausted doctor explaining that no, you fucking moron, vaccines do not cause autism. 

The way he longed for the ocean as much as she longed for land. The way their longing was fulfilled in each other. The way he cared about her when he barely even knew her. The way she just wanted to talk to him. The way he said “my little mermaid.” They way she was showing him things the same way he showed her things. The way he kept telling her about all the maps like it was his favorite activity. The way he let her drive even though she was a maniac. The way he followed her through the market letting her lead the way. The way he loved the hat just cause she picked it out. The way they danced. The way he looked at her during kiss the girl. The way he hesitated even though he wanted to kiss her so bad. The way he fell so hard. The way she didn’t remember she needed the kiss so she got to be just as nervous as him. The way he wanted to just keep talking to her forever all night until Grim interrupted. The way he looked at her walking up the stairs. The way he said her name. The way he chose her after one day with her. The way he was asking for her even under Ursula’s spell. The way he ran to her when she finally showed up. The way he held her after she turned back into a mermaid. The way he went right after her. The way he chose her again even knowing the truth. The way she saved him. The way he wanted to go right back into the ocean to get her. The way she was lying on the rock staring at the castle like she’d been there all day. The way he was so relieved to see her again. The way he rested his head on hers like she brought him an endless sense of peace. The kiss. The way he got married in the same outfit he wore the whole movie. 😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭

And i think it's very SUPERIOR of them

Scooby and the gang when they unmask the creeper or something

Evansville Press, Indiana, February 5, 1912

it’s a leap yeap

My nightmare: making a typo that people are still talking about over a century later

Victorian Courting Conversation Chair, Europe 19th Century.

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autism is living by vampire rules. light sensitivity. eating the wrong food makes you want to die. need to be explicitly invited places. weird sleep schedule. eating the same thing every time. specific rituals and routines. burst into flames at the sight of a crucifix. etc.

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i really think the saying there's no ethical consumption under capitalism has become a phrase to excuse giving money to avoidable awful companies rather than a reality check. like if you're poor there's a good chance you have no choice but to shop from brands with less than ideal practices solely bc you can't afford to buy everything ethically sourced (not to mention in certain areas it's next to impossible to find those goods in general) but when it comes to chikfila that is an optional place to eat that is incredibly mask off with anti lgbt policies....... not quite the clapback to just say there's no ethical consumption under capitalism. like YEAH but you could just rip off their sauce recipe from online 🥴

I would like to remind people that Chick-fil-A has recently been contributing to anti-transgender laws. This is recent. Do not eat here.

"There is no truly ethical consumption under Capitalism" & "There is particularly unethical consumption under Capitalism" are statements that can both be true simultaneously.

My favorite part of barbie movies is the moment barbie is presented with a clear way out, an option that lets her avoid the plot with little negative impact on her own life and instead she chooses to stay and make whatever difference she can. The most obvious to me as a kid was in Mermaid Tale when she refuses her wish from the dreamfish and accepts responsibility as a princess. She could easily walk away and live her life as a human, but makes the choice to care about the merpeople. In Princess and the Pauper, Erika doesn’t have to help Julian and pretend to be the princess, in fact her life would be much easier if she didn’t. But she accepts that responsibility and risks her life because of the connection she feels to this girl she barely knows. It’s not exclusive to barbie’s roles either. Aidan in Magic of Pegasus has no real stake in Annika’s quest, especially not at the start. But he hears a person talking about how they need a second chance and he chooses not to walk away. And this happens over and over again, in 12 Dancing Princesses, Diamond Castle, Three Musketeers

Often in children’s movies I feel like the plot is their life, like there’s no other option here they must deal with whatever is going on. And as a kid who felt like her life was very quiet, it meant a lot to me to watch characters choose the harder path for the sake of helping others, make a decision to care about someone else’s problems, and live out their own magical adventure because of that act of compassion.