i know i’m getting old bc i feel a need to warn young girls not to do stuff
my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"
just closed on a big deal with a major grocery chain vis-a-vis the procurement of some fresh strawberries
some of you are miserable because you're mean. like you're just mean to people and things
"why don't i have any friends" because you are mean
this can be fixed at least in part very easily though! just stop being mean. i believe in all of you 👍
Y'ALL THEY FINALLY DID IT. WOMEN 2 IS OUT
rightsmarts
Top kek
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I hate Zuck but it’s ironic to see Trump supporters mocking the guy who put their boy in the white house.
my friend just asked me if I knew about the furry violence case and didn't reply when I asked him which one so I went to look it up and I guess not all heroes wear capes, sometimes they wear their fursonas???????????????
this has been said before but...
Batman is bruce wayne's fursona
so, you're not wrong. some heroes wear capes and fur suits
I'm sorry, Batman is wHAt???????'
Did they fucking stutter?!
Aren't many superheroes just people with a crime fighting fursona? For example Spiderman, Catwoman or Black Panther. I'm sure someone who is actually into superhero stuff will come up with more.
We are not ready for this conversation
tilthat
The fact he’s named kinda brushes over the fact this is a wild elephant. Born in the wild, raised in the wild, the only human interaction is watching the safaris. And after mean humans shot him, he decided the best course of action was to go visit the nice humans who just take pictures in hopes they’d help him. And then, even though they didn’t help him right away, he trusted that because they continued to be nice, he was safe, and they would help him.
also the people saw an elephant and were like “that’s a ben”
i hope he tells the other elephants where they can get help
Actually, they do!
Orphans who were rescued, raised, and released by the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust in Kenya have communicated that it is a place of safety to other elephants who’ve never even been there.
Injured animals will show up there when they have been harmed by poachers because they know it is a place where they can get help!
i am very glad elephants have a functioning yelp system
elionking
“Took a little while to get served the quality of service made up for it. 4/5 stars. Would reccomend”
-Ben the Elephant
i applaud the people who made phineas and ferb because there are 189 episodes and EVERY single one has two boys and their summer experiments getting destroyed by the evil scientist that their pet platypus who is an undercover spy sabotaged right before their older sister could expose them to their mother. like how do u come up with the same concept 189 different times.
running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything
can you get him to swap our places
Anonymous asked:
is jake gyllenhaal gay??
why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this
happy pride month to this post specifically
Okay, don't get me wrong here. I LOVE Jurassic Park. I love seeing their dinosaurs. But after watching Prehistoric Planet, and going back to look at this...
And then looking at this...
Notice how much healthier the second set looks? Their lips cover their teeth, they actually have fat on their bodies, their skin doesn't wrinkle like they're dehydrated. You can't see every single tendon and muscle move because you aren't supposed to. Dinosaurs are animals, not reptilian body-builders.
THIS is the kind of change I want to see in how we create realistic depictions of not only dinosaurs, but all prehistoric creatures. Paleoart has always had a huge issue with shrink-wrapping and making these animals look terrifying instead of making them look like, well, animals.
Well done, BBC.
STOP BACKYARD BREEDING YOUR DINOSAURS
Get your Tyrannosaurs from responsible, DKC registered breeders! Anyone who says your rex should be skinny or 'thats just how they are' is lying to you.
