Gilbert: I need you.
Anne: For?
Gilbert: Ever.
Anne, voice cracking: O-Oh.
I want George Washington replaced with Dolly Parton on the dollar bill and I want people to call it a Dolly bill and no sir I have not been smoking this idea is reasonable and sound thank you and good day.
Anne With An E is such a good show
If ya’ll are looking for a new show to watch....this is it, I promise.
I've been watching a lot of the west wing recently
Most corporate social media accounts use memes to try and appear hip with the kids so they’ll buy their product but the Sparknotes twitter account is clearly just run by a literature geek who was told they could make memes about old books and is having the time of their life doing just that
and she picked just the right song
whhat the f
today I learned you could figure skate on roller blades
This kid is KILLING it!
Roller blading, the emo version of ice skating
A whole ass year has passed and I'm still thinking about "You and you alone are the keeper of the key to my heart". That's some confession!!! In conclusion: Gilbert stays winning.
Here we are, Marv. New York City. The land of opportunity.
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) dir. Chris Columbus
Bash sitting in front of the stove waiting for Gilbert to return from school:
anyway the lesson this pandemic should have taught people is that housing, healthcare, food, and utilities should all be unconditionally free
Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire
Reblog to actually save a life
To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it
as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion
Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.
“Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.”
They are married warner bros told me
I’m sorry I just had an out of body experience when bugs said “you’re a sexist”
how the hell else am i meant to interpret this









