Husky Dalmatian mix                           

Source

Marriage vs. friendship

This baby fever will never leave me.

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, March 22, 1910

this is entirely accurate actually

I really need everyone to see me throwing a piece of bread into a bears mouth.

I actually have never been more proud of anything in my life and WILL reblog this every day until I die.

Fris-bear

talented bear

I have like 277262 kisses saved up for you

my lesbian farmer gf or, as i like to call her, my crop top—

my lesbian electrician gf or, as I like to call her, my power bottom

thank you for the best comment i’ve seen in my fucking life

my gamer girlfriend, or as she likes me to call her in the bedroom, my nintendo switch

ever wanted to know what your name might be if you were a villain using the common thematic structures of ridiculous DC villains? 

wonder no more.

i am King Egg.

I am CAPTAIN LIGHT holy shit that’s kickass

Monarch Gorilla.

technically i think thats taken.

The Terrible Heart

I’m the *CRIME SHARK*

“Gentleman Cat”

King Cat.

mutant pit

Conductor man

Ghoulish Chill

Fucking ominous i love it.

The Terrible Twister.

So either you have tornado powers or you can spin your fist fast enough to rip off someone’s dick?

Commander Freeze.

Because there wasn’t enough ice based villains on DC comics

And those are just the four most well known…

MISTER BEEF

Tycoon Cat :D

Maestro Rubber Duck

TOP SHARK

KING LIGHT!

The titles they all get really are Something

one thing i hate about media is how there’s no sort of representation for how badly friendship break ups fuck you up. like there are a million and one films about romantic break ups but i have yet to see a film or television show that accurately depicts how difficult friendships falling apart can be and how that stuff can really leave you with wounds and behaviors that take ages to heal

BRUH.

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

exCUSE ME.  DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A WOMAN WHO’S CONCERNED ABOUT BEING TOO OLD TO BE THE DANCING QUEEN??

Fuck your age, put on your high heeled boots and a pair of overalls and do Meryl Streep proud.

You are the dancing queen.

Hot take: Seventeen is the age at which you get crowned the Dancing Queen.

Being older than that isn’t years away from being the Dancing Queen, it’s how many years your reign has lasted.

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

We will all protect the small one.

I stan

it got better!!

plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass

If one day I see this on my dash and DON’T reblog it assume I’m dead.

Best post ever!

It’s back!!!!

I’m so glad this is back on my dash!