john mulaney as broadway musicals:

baby: *incomprehensible babbling*

me: WHAT!? really??? no way :0

found my dream job

IM JAKALKCCKNSKAJSHJXHJ

Wh??? Mcscuse me?????? Isn’t this a kid’s show dear lord have mercy I’m ahsksjdjsjdjdj

IM CRYINGHHN

WHATATTTTTTT

same energy

:/

:0

(I AM REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE HALLOWEEENNNNN FINALLY THAT TIME OF THE YEAR

@anothermarkiplierfan 🎃

IT IS THE MIDDLE OF JULY WHY AM I GETTING HALLOWEEN STUFF ALL OVER MY DASH

@mintymamba

Cause….Halloween

White Diamond revealed

Holy guacamole!! i did another damn comic and i’m not ded

Enjoy a little bit of Tony and Peter, both are great characters

PS: I guess y’all get the reference

Peggy and her sisters

The Walking Angelica

@me-myself-and-musicals​ asked for angelica taking a bite of alex legs arms, inspired by the line “Angelica tried to take a bite of me” from helpless

keith as black paladin: it’s at times like these when i wish i listened to what shiro told me

lance: what did he tell you?

keith: i don’t know, i wasn’t listening

What I imagined once I realized Anthony Ramos played Philip.

You will blow us all away, some day, some day

Bob Ross peeling contact paper is the most satisfying thing I’ve seen today

Why Sapphire didn’t look for Ruby

Sapphire: I lost Ruby have you seen her? Beach City Citizen: What does she look like? Sapphire, crying: BEAUTIFUL

Alexander: *Has an affair, then publishes The Reynolds Pamphlet*

Me:

Alexander: It was an act of political sacrif—

Me:

Angelica with Eliza

vs Angelica with Alexander

paladins are the absolute best dnd class and any of u can fight me on that

Did Roy ever find his boyfriend?

he did

happy for him

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART THEY ADOPTED A DAUGHTER NAMED TANGO BECAUSE IT TAKES 2 TO TANGO!!!! This is them:

and they even had a book written about them:

guys Tango found a girlfriend :’)

This is gay lesbian solidarity

I love my magical shows with morally grey moms, family issues, and betrayal.