can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??
a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.
no come back ma’am
*under my breath* underwater girlfriend
underwater wife
delearyus
Underwater love of my underwater life
There are benefits to being a marine biologist
underwater girlfriend underwater wife underwater love of my underwater life underwater benefits to underwater studies turning underwater sharks into underwater buddies underwater lovers are the partly sharky sirens seen if you’ve achieved degrees in underwater science
… couldn’t help it….
the holy trinity of "silly little highschool girls go psycho" movies:
heathers (1988)
mean girls (2004)
do revenge (2022)
CAMILA MENDES as DREA and MAYA HAWKE as ELEANOR In Do Revenge (2022)
you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday
happy wake up thinking it was wednesday sunday
it's fucking friday
noooo little german boy dont go into the drag show
vohumanah
oh mein gott this stage is full of kuntenserven
You know your life is a dumpster fire when the man your father locked in the cellar is your gay awakening...
I haven’t seen The Sandman, and every time I see The Corinthian I think of the Latvian guy from Eurovision
Yeah sex sounds great but have you ever played subway surfers and used three boosts and multipliers then gotten a pogo stick which chains into a jetpack?