umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it

my two favourite things about this

*person from the 1800's missing the pocket watch keyhole* don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it

Baby It’s Cold Outside discourse is the same as Macbeth discourse. 

Explain?

OK, so one of the big debates in Macbeth involves the scene in which Lady Macbeth talks Macbeth into killing King Duncan.  People debate strenuously over whether it’s a scene of Lady M pressuring her reluctant husband into it, or whether it’s a scene of her sensing, due to their emotional intimacy, that this murder is something her husband secretly wants and has partially internally decided to do, and is arguing him into it in order to help him give himself permission to do it, in the same way that people see their loved ones wavering over the dessert menu and jump in with things like, “Go on, get the cheesecake, it’s your birthday!”  Readers and scholars disagree strenuously about this - we even studied an incident in college in which two 18th century illustrators attended the same performance and happened to draw the scene the day after, producing two images that advanced opposite interpretations even though they’d seen the exact same actors do the exact same performance.  It’s a big deal.

In the same way, the Baby, It’s Cold Outside discourse is about whether this is a song about sexual harassment, or whether it’s a woman singing about how she wishes she could spend the night with the guy she just had an excellent date with if only the neighbors wouldn’t talk, and him responding, “Stay, baby, it’s cold out!  No one could expect you to go home in this!”

I really don’t know (baby stab his side) King Duncan’s a bro (baby cut through his hide) I like him a lot (That decrepit old sot?) This plan ain’t so great (But what a king you’d make!)

The guards might worry (Darling, do it in a hurry!) His sons will rush the door (So knock them on the floor.)

I’m not such a knave (Bash his head with a stave) But I’d be a good king (Now you’re starting to think)

The dukes might all talk (But their chatter means naught) Say, love, what do you mean (You’d make such a king)

I simply must go (baby cut through his hide) There’s a war on you know (baby cut through his hide)

But what of his wife? (And what of his life?) It feels like bad luck (But that don’t mean much)

I’ve got a bad premonition (And I’ve got a mission) But that’s just superstition (My love, you’re a vision)

The witches said I’d rule (If they lied they were cruel) So baby let’s stab Stab his siiiiide!

MAKE ME CHOOSE: @arwenevenstar asked ⟶ The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers or THE RETURN OF THE KING (insp) 

this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times

actually you know what, valid

Aliens: [finally contacts with NASA and wants to know more about the human race]

NASA shaming us for being horny on main, what a world

WISHING ON & FOLLOWING A STAR IN FILM

LILO & STITCH (2002) dir. Chris Sanders, Dean DeBlois PINOCCHIO (1940) dir. Hamilton Luske, Ben Sharpsteen, Wilfred Jackson, Norm Ferguson, Bill Roberts, T. Hee, Jack Kinney PETER PAN (1953) dir. Hamilton Luske, Wilfred Jackson, Clyde Geronimi THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG (2009) dir. John Musker, Ron Clements THE RESCUERS (1977) dir. Wolfgang Reitherman, John Lounsbery, Art Stevens HERCULES (1997) dir. Ron Clements, John Musker BEAUTY AND THE BEAST (1991) dir. Gary Trousdale, Kirk Wise THE NEW ADVENTURES OF WINNIE THE POOH (1988) dir. Karl Geurs, Terence Harrison POKÉMON: JIRACHI WISH MAKER (2004) dir. Kunihiko Yuyama MOANA (2016) dir. Ron Clements, John Musker

me: *lowkey wishes people take more photos of me in a poetic way*

also me: *smacks anyone pointing a camera in my direction*

say what you will but nothing in cartoons will ever beat the moment THIS frog

starts to sing in a beautiful low baritone for no explained reason and then it never happens again

The droid the droids are looking for. 

this is the most perfect thing i have ever seen 

This is truth. 

sometimes I look at a fruit or vegetable and see how optimized it is and I'm just filled with love. ppl have the idea that edible plants are "organic" or have just sprung from the earth in their form but that's not true!! they were selectively bred for thousands of years by generations upon generations of people. that is love. that is faith. when you bite into a fruit you are eating the generations of labor instilled in it to make it just right for you

this is how much our ancestors loved us. this is all their struggles and all their hopes. this is how much our ancestors loved being alive

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler

Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:

professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.

ares:

Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless

Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:

Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus. Zeus:

Professor: *says literally anything about Dionysius*

Dionysus:

This is great but are we not gonna talk about how OP doesn’t have a url?!?!?

I mean, ????????????

Piazza Pretoria, Palermo, Italy by pupina

when u see the person u like talking to someone cuter than u

i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists

there is not a single role chris pratt does that jack black couldn’t do better

gettin wet :(

BUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY