adulthood is realising no one cares about you and the show must go on
Honestly I just can’t wait to send “on my way home” texts to my wife like what a concept
Feeding your kids is not a favor. Buying them clothing and school supplies is not a favor. Encouraging their learning throughout life and making them feel loved are not favors. These are LITERALLY OBLIGATORY FOR EVERY PARENT. Parents—do NOT use these “kind” actions as proof of how good you are. Do not make your kids feel guilty for receiving things from you. You are achieving the bare minimum of parenting. Goddamn.
benilecter
L O U D E R
I literally love being at home! In my own space! Comfortable! Not surrounded by people!
me when i see a dog: pubby!
me when i see a service dog: MISTER pubby…
No one:
Literally no one:…
Me: I need another tattoo






