Avi Naftali

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some bird peeps I drew last night 

Image Description: A series of six digital illustrations featuring winged humanoids in a variety of poses. The series features various species of birds that each figure is base upon. The illustrations are black line-art on an off-white background. End Image Description. 

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REMEMBER. If you’re ever in an awkward, bad, or otherwise unpleasant situation. You can always make it worse by meowing

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not true. everytime I meow, many beautiful women descend upon me to try to put me in their purse and whisk me away to safety

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And are you sure those beautiful women aren’t whisking you away to the vet?

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

......he was my bf too, op.

This is me trick or treating with my Screaming Joe back in 1999. I was a princess and he was my prince. I dragged him around the whole neighborhood.

Photographic evidence of early abnormal blorbofication behavior.

The New Boyfriend, by Kelly Link