sweet mother i cannot weave. slender aphrodite has overcome me with carpal tunnel
How long till the sun explodes
As time is relative to speed, to us, it will be billions of years, but to photons on the sun which travel at the speed of light, it will be right now. Or something. I don't know I didn't read Shakespeare.
So did anyone ever find out why that little horny ass fucked up weasel from barbie Rapunzel sounded like THAT????? Hmmmmm give him to me EUUURRHGGAAAAHHH ???????
Like the voice actor did Not have to go This hard
I don’t wanna hook up and casual date I want a romance like in the 2000s era Barbie films with the Ballet dancing included.
The fact that these two companies used to actually take extra time to animate bloopers for their films, actual animated bloopers, amazed me as a kid and still today as an adult.
I have so much love in me that I would like to cry.
Simone de Beauvoir, Kayleb Rae Candrilli, Sylvia Plath, Clarice Lispector
buy me a coffee
All About Love, bell hooks | Snow and Dirty Rain, Richard Siken
Girlboss?? No! Girl✨moss✨
Shoutout to all those witchy folk out there who look like they rule the bogs and eat sleep and breathe the color green. You all are fantastic keep up the good work, you wonderful cryptids you!
not really sure how people go through life without having the smallest most mundane acts of love completely destroy them? you bought me food ? horrific. invited me somewhere?? devastating. don’t even think about making me something. let alone sharing your passions and interests with me
i love electronic music.
and i LOVE swing.
but, by God.
Never the twain shall meet.
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electro swing is GREAT, thank you
why don’t you listen to a little duke ellington and calm down.
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why don’t you listen to a little acid house and calm down.
but not at the same time.
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but not at the same time.
My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:
- When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them
- “It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”
The concept of abortion does not exist in soap operas. "Oh no it'll ruin my life if they find out I'm carrying the child of my boyfriend's evil uncle" girl kill that thing
Elon Musk and Hank Green were having an argument over how Elon Musk is burying Twitter and then this guy cut in:
top 10 screenshots taken right before a Twitter ban
"take care when fighting monsters lest ye become one" that sounds great actually. i hope i get horns.
finding out that ‘dont treat me rough treat me really niceys” is an actual lana del rey lyric and not just a funny meme phrase was damaging enough to my psyche
but then i looked up the lyrics and not only is that line directly after the lyric “drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icies” (rhyming niceys with icies) but also the first line of the song is “my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”. ms del rey this is disastrous what are you doing
nothing-stays-the-same