percy jackson is such a mommy's boy pass on it

Willing sacrifice~

unfriendly reminder that this joke doesn’t even make any sense to normal people

I’ve never wished I wasn’t normal more in my life than I do now.

This is what it feels like to have a legacy

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

Why You Never Wear A Red Shirt And Khaki Pants At Target.

Target, where the customers become employees just because they are wearing red

New theory: target doesn’t have actual employees

Do this enough times and you get money

This is one of the best running gags in cinematic history

Me masturbating to porn

I wasn’t scared of murderers or monsters as a kid but I was very scared of: stairs, encephalitis, meningitis, flesh eating bacteria, mushrooms, and mold. what’s your very specific childhood fear

getting abducted in the cleveland metroparks woods

anime_irl

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Duolingo has learned my only weakness: fictional goth women

lol this would make me stop doing it out of spite. i don't take orders from hairys (hairèd people)

new type of guy just dropped 

one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again

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merry among us christmas post among us nativity 

converting to christianity because of this image

Thousands of torches are placed in terraced fields by villagers during a local festival praying for good harvest at Guilin, Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region, China, on June 3, 2017. Stringer

This is super beautiful but i gotta keep it real, I have to keep looking at this to double check because it looks like a minecraft screenshot

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