Bro, We Are Mutuals . Its Ok To Message Me . Im Ur Friend . I Love You . … Bro, We Are Exchanging Discords Now . . No Dont Stop Keysmashing Bro .. Bro

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

*coughing blood and covered in wounds, on one knee, gripping my sword planted on the ground… And yet, smiling* Heh… And yet, despite everything… *I start glowing with mysterious power* I stay silly!

i know god is real because if he wasnt i wouldnt live in a world where i can witness a 24-hour tumblr bit about a homestuck kinnie trying to drown a ronald reagan kinnie

fucking. what?

I feel like this picture really gives it context

you know how it is with spaghetti

?????

wait ok mutuals what do you guys call your parents???????

anddd…. SCENE! thank you to everyone who participated

ADHD/Autism Duos: The Semi-Finals

Only your vote can determine the Ultimate ADHD vs Autism Duo. Choose wisely.

[Image ID: Image with a dark red background that is split in half by a small VS symbol in the centre. On the left of the image are Sonic the Hedgehog and Miles "Tails" Prower, a hedgehog mobian and a fox mobian from the Sonic The Hedgehog franchise. On the right are Reigen Arataka and Shigeo "Mob" Kageyama, a light-haired man and a dark-haired teenager from the anime series Mob Psycho 100. End ID.]

Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):

Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)

Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences 

Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

Tyrannosaurus rex (Late Cretaceous) explaining nothing because he’s a don’t give a fuck

i miss when bots had urls like "jenny0047194" or "s8znmia802ng". i just blocked one with the url "evilpond" and i think it is really fucked up that they are able to take these wonderful urls away from all of the real people who might want them

[ID: Two images of Suzuki Touichirou with a text post edited on to it by @spoonbenders. In the first one he’s staring ahead and the text post says, “ilove. staring out the window when its raining especially if im on the third floor of a building itmakes me feel really Cool and Kinda Divorced.” The second image is of him dramatically opening the doors after his wife left him, with the second part of the text post saying, “didntmean to type divorced. where did divorce come from” /end ID]

this cannot be a real fortune i just got

me: oh yay! i love fortune cookies 🥰 can’t wait to see what my fortune is! 😄💕

this cookie: kill yourself and shut the fuck up

youre only disagreeing with me because I'm wrong 🙄

hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos

im thorsty

He better not fucking have

Creators of Zelda: We got rid of his iconic hat in botw because we couldn’t make it look cool, we wanted link to look cool, we only wanted to make the coolest of the cool hats for link

The hats available in botw: