erm, sorry, wife 🤓 try inviting me somewhere untouched by the scourge of automobiles if you really want to spend time with me

losing my mind at this guys wife sending him a beautiful view of one of the world’s wonders alone in her hotel room and all he can think to do is go on twitter to complain about how he can see cars in the frame

You all

me, actually

1800s tiktok would have been like a gang of youths hitting several hoops with sticks into a perfectly intersecting path while that matthews boy dives right through the center and lands in a barrel of molasses and fractures his skull while the other boys cheer and the caption would be like "young Men presenting their Fitness and flaunting their Vitality"

Bro scientists are gonna be like "we just discovered dolphins can in fact consent" and it'll be over for humanity. Your husband's gonna come home dripping wet every night and you're never going to ask why. Hopefully I'll be dead by then

help a schizophrenic cripple afford food & pain management this month

(remaking as previous post lost traction)

so, on top of nerve damage, schizoaffective, intractable pain, etc. — i’m still acutely sick! sick enough to be mostly too tired to stand up long enough to cook, and so i’ve ended up going a ways over budget. i’m on a fixed income (disability welfare), and i’ve already got credit card debt from the times that i’ve had to resort to my emergency credit card to eat.

i also needed to get CBD this month, which helps massively w/ pain, negative schizospec symptoms, etc. but costs a lot and the NHS won’t pay for it (obviously).

i need about £300 to make sure i can afford food, all my bills, and be able to pay off some of the past grocery bills that went to my credit card.

i’d extremely appreciate the help, the cost of living crisis in the UK has made it extremely difficult to eat regularly.

if you can’t donate, please signal boost?

CA: £LadyIsak

or you can donate via Ko-Fi:

0/£300

£246/£300

nearly there!!

I need to start blocking people who have annoying anime tastes. Like even if I block the tags for onimai or dress up darling these people will just watch the next bad seasonl anime so I'll just get rid of the problem head on

you hand the aux to the guy who listens to horrorcore and the first thing you hear is 🎵I was working in the lab, late one night

let me put this in terms that you can understand. if we catch you browsing futanari porn on the school library computers one more time, we are going to "isekai" you to a new high school.

the biggest power fantasy in fiction is Bocchi the rock episode 1 where the asocial girl is randomly pulled into a healthy and loving friend group just by sitting somewhere looking sad

this is tghe machining version of 'my dinnar' like i just hope no one other than you gets killed when this part flings through a wall. then all the boomer machinists come out the woodwork like yea i once fixtured an inconel block i was gundrilling 20 inches deep using a high speed steel drill, with super glue and toothpicks and it was no problem so basically this is safe

erm, sorry, wife 🤓 try inviting me somewhere untouched by the scourge of automobiles if you really want to spend time with me

was just at a big ceremony/graduation thing for a bunch of the kids i work with. a dad came up to me and thanked me profusely and emotionally for putting Cake on the slideshow playlist as he's 'been following that band for years.' profoundly dad thing to say. profoundly baffling, too, as the number of songs by Sacramento-based alternative rock band Cake featured on said graduation slideshow playlist was zero.