Heidelburgen

Ayoo just to preempt the inevitable dumb takes we’re about to start seeing;

I am PRO-WOOL

I am PRO-LEATHER

I am PRO-BEES

Fuck the idea of replacing durable, sustainable animal products with cheap, flimsy plastic that doesn’t bio-degrade. Agave nectar and other artificial sweeteners are expensive, labor-intensive, and destroy the environment to be farmed.

Do not buy into pernicious marketing campaigns pushed by dickhead organizations trying to stay relevant, like PETA.

“but the industry-”

listen there is a huge difference between an industry with problems that can be made sustainable and more humane, and an industry that cannot, given current technology, continue to the present degree without destroying our planet

ai does not belong in creative spaces. period.

House is pregnant

good for him!!!!

it was a baby girl! what should he name her?

all VERY good suggestions!

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

glad to see those spreading the truth

Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees

Oh, hey, I was wondering when I’d get to use this again.

did you just fucking have this

rip mabel pines you would’ve loved neopronouns

putting you on blast i cant just not share this

[start ID: tags reading, "#'mabel can you please take this seriously' #uh oh! looks like someone's pronouns are [cartoon imitation] womp/womp!' #'my pronouns are he/him and you very well know that!' #'[Stan from the other room] both of your pronouns better be hard/work when I get in there!'". /end ID.]

you have more in common with the average citizen in china than any us politician

Tweet i wish I made first

tiktok stunt haha funny. please talk about the ice raids

even though theyre officially starting on tueaday once trump is in office the raids have already started in central california since sunday and idk where else. people havent been able to go to work becuz ice is literally patroling the streets and targeting places where majority brown people work. please keep aware and talk to ppl in your life who might not be

just to clarify because a lot of ppl reblogged this post

it was border patrol and not technically ice raids that happened in my city but it happened so suddenly there was a lot of confusion. this is just what has happened in my city and nearby, so i don't want to spread misinformation and i can't say what has happened in other places. but it is important to watch for these things regardless. i live in california but i dont live anywhere near the border so border patrol isnt normally seen here!

Reminder: Border Patrol is allowed to operate within 100 miles of any part of the US border. This includes 75% of major cities in the USA, including NYC, LA, Chicago, Miami, Boston, Baltimore, Seattle, both Portlands, Detroit, Charleston, Myrtle Beach, and Milwaukee.

They've started in central and southern California already. Family members there have been telling me about it. Other relatives in Chicago have said the same.

who else up hurkleing their durkleing

alright everyone

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

reblog to give your mutuals a djungelskog

usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

I’m building her something

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.