•”you wouldn’t have actually done it!”
•”you never seemed depressed!”
•”but you were always so happy!”
•”but you had perfect grades!”
•”you had lots of friends!”
Thanks for coming to my TED talk
One of my teachers had a baby 2 months ago and she showed up today with her baby and I forgot that when people give birth things come out so I just stood there really confused.
My mom in every conversation: my college was so racist (they actually were though)
My stepdad when we’re leaving Olive Garden: towards the end there we were becoming a minority
Me, trying not to get political because it always ends up with yelling: ...
My mom: we sure were
Me internally: why do we always end up here
Random guy at my school who has admitted to giving up on learning: Republicans wanted to free the slaves during the civil war
Me, an intellectual that actually pays attention in class and knows that the parties switched after the civil war: Okay.
If I’m having a panic attack, don’t try to make me feel better by saying all the hard things you’ve gone through in hopes to relate to me.
(About the gassing at the border)
My mom literally just asked why they think they can just come in? And who’s gonna pay for their health care? Like? Sweetie, how do you think the “first” Americans got here? Do you think they cared about borders? No, they didn’t.
Like, she was trying to excuse the gassing.
I hate living with republicans
Sometimes you want to slurp some plants in order to get the right amount of calcium
My mom just said that in history class they should teach us how to find a husband. like. No thanks I’m gay
Current mood: playing the Hamilton soundtrack at 2am knowing I have to get up early the next day
How long do we have left? How long can we hold on, not existing but in a different reality? We have nothing left, nothing to connect us to this world, to allow others to join the cult. How lo
I feel like I need to post every hour now or else this account and app is going to be wasted on me
some fool: *questions my answers*
me, an intellectual: you fool, you absolute buffoon. How dare you question my intelligence. You are my biggest rival and I know no other emotion but vengeance
Me *walking down the stairs bopping my head and almost falling over*: I wonder if we’re having Chinese
We have done it. We have broken free from the control of the App Store. Nothing can stop us now!
