person: my boyfriend just- me: dump them person: no he did something good me: suck their dick

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i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

I didn’t think that could get worse than #6 but holy shit dodged a bullet.

to this day i still don’t know what DS stands for

dual screen

youve ruined everything

It’s 1am and I googled “spongedog” because i was thinking about spongebob and dogs at the same time and i have never been this satisfied in my life

I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB. 

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I JUST REALIZED.

Chum is something that fisherman use as bait…it’s chopped up fish parts.

IT’S A CANNIBAL RESTAURANT. THAT’S WHY NOBODY GOES THERE.

I’M HAVING REVELATIONS OVER HERE.

I feel like I just discovered Davinci’s code or something, this really isn’t that important, but, the people need to know…

Going bowling

Me: *sticks fingers in bowling ball* Bowling ball: daddy Me: wtf

capitalism