je ne sais pas non plus

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They asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up I said Moss bitch

i always hated talking with miranda literally only bcs the camera angles were constantly like

in this world it’s bada bing or be bada boomed

its dj erectile disfunction on the beat

making sure yall go hard even though i cant

Did someone say PHOTOSYNTHESIS?

I was right.

@professor-severus-t-snape

IF WE WANT THE REWARDS OF BEING LOVED WE MUST SUBMIT TO THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN!!!!

every mother who’s critiqued her daughter’s appearance based on ~what men do or do not like~ owes that child an apology

people literally unironically using OLD ENGLISH in their narrative in RP to look sophisticated here on tumblr dot hell is truly the funniest thing i have ever seen come out of the roleplay community and the funniest thing i ever expect to see. old english. old fucking english. and lo, sasuke did drink from that CUP , && enjoy’d his beverage. you think i’m joking but i’m not. i’m fucking not. the random all caps bold words were one thing but i truly draw the line at seeing the word “ne'er” in a description in a coffee shop AU for a harem anime. i can’t parse it. i go apeshit. i cannot handle seeing the goddamn sherriff of nottingham writing naruto porn. it truly is not in me and i’m just fucking waiting for it to circle back to latin

happy 1 year to the post that slammed on the bicycle horn summoning signal for every clown within a 10 mile radius and sent them all honking into my notes with brilliant high school english insights like a herd of wildebeest trained specifically for carnival performances crossing the sahara

YOU WROTE THE RULES. READ THEM. 

Forever reblog

i love how little girls have their wolf phases and their dragon phases and their big cat phases and etc…they shouldve let us turn into wolves at that age

women not being able to shapeshift is a major flaw of humans as a species tbh