a creachure enjoying a froot

The shocking truth of what is going on in our public libraries! (My latest Guardian Books cartoon)

REBLOG FOR BIGGER SAMPLE SIZE BC IK YALL MOSTLY GOING FOR VAMPIRE AROUND HERE

Texts From Superheroes

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Wanting top surgery so I can sleep face down shirtless in boxers like the lazy teenage boys at the start of 90s films

Any Day Now

update: AO3 changed the footer and step 2 is no longer necessary 🎉

Also, as soon as you hit Reversi, dark mode is enabled. The reason why you want to go to the bottom of the page and tap on the Use button is so that if you get logged out, dark mode will still be enabled. If you don't tap Use and you log out, then the next time you log back in you'll be back in the Default light mode. (or whatever other skin you were using before).

Note: you need to be logged into your AO3 account in order to do this.

If you Catholic mfers were really so interested in God's design you would develop a theological appreciation of beetle biology.

we really just say fuckin anything on here huh

Charybdis would drown in the depths of your ignorance.

using the device

I started DMing for a dungeons and dragons group recently and we just finished The Sunless Citadel. Meepo wanted to impress his new friends with how he became Keeper of Dragons, he’s very proud of the story.

Meepo, buddy, only one of your friends is big. The rest are smol nerds.

“no matter how badly you think you’re doing it, someone else has done it a lot worse and been fine” is applicable to a wide, wide range of things and i say it to myself all the time

"bigger idiots than me have done it" is a phrase I live by

Can we go ahead and stop teaching corvids how to use tools, it's getting spooky

he was sooooo pissed this dipshit was getting those blocks stuck in the pipe

bear mccreary on tiktok talking about his hurdy gurdy (and playing the black sails theme!)

Te lo has buscado Flunfis

Clearly not a lesson learned – the string in the back is tied together from two pieces. This has happened before.

Nicolas Cage Replies to Fans on the Internet

Doodle of my waking situation this morning

Absoluta y completamente necesario

I absolutely Laudna. She sounds like a mother fed up with her children.