If I don’t reblog anything with penguins, assume I’m dead.
I’ve watched this about 20 times on loop and it’s improved my mood by about 784%!
As former Coast Guard, I approve of the thoroughness of this safety inspection.
have gud day
sploosh
Trump is a hoax. Hillary is a hoax. Wake up sheeple, it is all a show and God is real, apparently.
Maggie Smith is my spirit animal.
When freshmen come into the library real loud #Naruto
I am fascinated by these series of vines because there’s like. Continuity. There’s a guy with a backpack on his head, watching. There’s a guy who has mastered the backflip and does it in the background. The people in the crowd watching is always different from shot to shot. Who are they. Who are these ninja viners.
Don't forget the guy who suddenly is covered by a garbage bin or the person in the stormtrooper mask, and perhaps most important of all; where did the baby on the table and the puppy by the girl in pink dissappear to?
Reaper has a Youtube channel where he does let's plays of indie horror games and reads every dialogue out loud even though it appears on screen because he doesn't know what else to fill the silence with. Also gets really defensive and rude when someone critizises him and has several fake accounts to comment and like his videos with. What would his username be though?
✨ Sunyatta on fire ✨ Prints will be available next week! Here’s a few WIP shots, and thank you everyone who joined the stream a while ago!
I need me a freak like this
your condom breaks -> stab her in the gut you feel a lump on your breast -> coddle it your friends are ignoring you -> make them a mixtape you’re stranded on an island -> finger dem coconuts and holla at birds you got rejected by a crush -> kill yourself you get into a car accident -> play dead until the ambulance personell calls your bluff you got stung by a bee/wasp -> watch the movie and educate yourself you got fired from your job -> Post stupid memes on their facebook page until they remove you you’re in an earthquake -> you are not. your tattoo gets infected -> TnT your house is on fire -> call mom you’re lost in the woods -> keep walking, the earth is not 100% woods. You’re bound to make it out some day you get arrested abroad -> don’t worry you have watchet a lot of shows about this. You are properly equipped to deal with the situation. you get robbed -> does this actually happen? I mean come on it’s >current year your partner cheated on you -> define “cheated” you’re on a ship that’s sinking -> toss a baby overboard and steal the only lifeboat whilst people are distracted you fall into ice -> This has happened to me. I got a concussion. both times you’re stuck in an elevator -> block the camera and start masturbating you know you’ve always wanted to do it in an elevator you hit a deer with your car -> grab you pokeballs and catch it while it’s weakened you have food poisoning -> oh noesss your pet passed away -> Cry. It’s okay you fall off of a horse -> sue the owner you or your friend has alcohol poisoning -> repair you have toxic shock syndrome -> what even is that your house has a gas leak -> gaffer tape
wingman d.va
and an alt ending
ah fuck me, wingman D.Va give me more
When u tell the squad Wednesday has been cancelled due to a scheduling error
Aries: “Welcome,” he said, shoving my hair hard, “to the butt room.”
Taurus: “No way,” I cried out orgasmically. “No way, no way, no way.”
Gemini: “When I woke up Christian Grey had somehow gotten an entire orange into my mouth.”
Cancer: “Say it,” he commanded. “Yankity Spankity.” “Louder.”
Leo: “He gently handcuffed me to the parking meter. “Bye.”
Virgo: “The helicopter was built for sex, I observed sexily. You could lie across the seats or recline them.”
Libra: “Christian Grey picked up the long black thing and started working my zone. It was bananas.”
Scorpio: “The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging herd of itty, bitty elephants. We’re talking small.”
Sagittarius: “Do I afraid you?” Christian Grey asked, licking his eyebrow.”
Capricorn: “It’s a Murphy Bed,” he explained. “Maybe one day we could leave it up and have sex in the walls.”
Aquarius: “Christian Grey mashed on my area with the meat of his hand. “Do you like that, you woman?”
Pisces: “Hey,” I asked “Didn’t you used to be a vampire?”
Source: [x]
THERE IS NO WAY ANY OF THESE ARE REAL IM SO MAD
these are actually real that’s honestly just how bad the book is
WHAT EVEN ARE THESE?!
This makes me feel so much better as a writer, you have no idea.
“Do I afraid you?” Christian Grey asked, licking his eyebrow.” This cannot be real. I refuse to believe it. That said the cancer one is totally on point. Yankity spankity.
