>> Hello! My name is Kenny or Glowstick. Welcome to my selfshipping blog. Make sure to read my carrd before you follow.
>> Please do not interact with me if you selfship with my f/os.
Imagine your autistic/adhd f/o canonly or headcanonly. Think about what their stimmings like. Do they flap their hands? Bounce their leg when they're nervous or excited? Rock back and forth when they're just sitting? Or something else? Do they have little vocal stims like repeating words or making cute noises? Do they have ones they don't even realize they're doing usually? Do they try to mask these? Well think about them being so comfortable around you that when they're really happy or excited they're not afraid to show you them stimming. Because they trust you and believe you're a safe space for them even if they usually mask or not.
Bonus if you're both autistic and you just stim together. Or accidentally collect the other's stims.
Make no mistake, for as deplorable as they may be, your villainous F/Os take your safety and comfort very seriously. Preserving your happiness is of upmost importance. There is no ask too great if it means keeping that sweet smile on your face. They would do anything to protect you. Anything.
Do you ever imagine wanting to have a straight up makeout session with your f/o who’s lips curl into that ‘stupid’ arrogant grin but the moment you press your lips against theirs when your not usually the type to initiate first depending (hesitant, not used to affection, etc) with desire and just perhaps some ‘frustration’ with how attractive they are.
With them then straight up melting into the kiss itself at first but then grips you so much more closer towards them (if you try to pull away or even when you keep going) with as much desperation to have your lips against theirs like it’s the last time they’ll have you.
Whether it’s you or them that pulls away first from each others lips they’ll still have that firm yet gentle grip around you as a laugh spills from those same lips that you kissed and that same ‘stupid’ attractive grin comes back full force asking if you want to continue.
Imagine finding yourself in your F/O's world. It was sudden and certainly shocking, but you're not wholly unprepared. You've dreamed of this for so long. Whether you plan to stay in the background or change destiny, you are now part of a much bigger story- theirs. The concerns of your old life are already fading; and before you lies a new life with them.
As requested by Anon! <3
♡ Imagine bringing out the best in your f/o! Perhaps they're a bit hot-headed or grumpy, maybe even a bit melancholy. You love them the way they are, but you bring something out of them that really makes them the happiest. You get to see that special side of them that nobody else does, you bring out their finest moments while they know you'll always love them at their worst. Whether it comes in the form of a cool smile, or a gentle gaze from across the room, they're so grateful for how comfortable you make them. They love you so much!
❥ Imagine going on a date to the aquarium with your f/o, how nice it is to just peacefully walk around, hand in hand while admiring and talking about all the beautiful fish, corals and other aquatic life.༄
(Pro/Comshippers fuck off! This post ain’t for you!)
i wish all selfshippers whose f/o is treated poorly or with little care by writers and/or the fandom a very Your Canon is The Right One.
Foreman Spike, occasionally referred to simply as Spike, is the foreman of the demolition site where Mario and Luigi work in Wrecking Crew. He continuously tries to hinder the brothers’ progress. Foreman Spike holds the (smb) record for the longest time between his first appearance and his first voiced appearance, with nearly 38 years between Wrecking Crew and The Super Mario Bros. Movie. (from the mariowiki)
Foreman Spike in The Super Mario Bros Movie
good morning to lesbians who have male f/os, gay men who have female f/os, bi/pan people whose f/o list consists mostly or primarily of the same gender, aros who have romantic f/os, aces who think about their f/os sexually, and any other lgbt self shippers whose self ship behavior doesn’t “match” their identity label! what you enjoy in a fictional context doesn’t invalidate your identity or make you a “faker”! happy pride month :)
pr*ship begone, my boundaries are not a suggestion
WHILE IM AT IT: good morning to trans people who use different pronouns for their s/is than they do in real life!!!
to the neurodivergent selfshippers,
your f/os don't care, weither you have ocd, adhd, autism, did, anything under the umbrella. they will be more than happy to accommodate their routines, home or things in their life for you, knowing it will make you feel better and help you, to make you feel safer with them even. they will go with you to appointments if you want them too, softly remind you to take your medication (if you take it) if you'd like them too. will do everything you'd want them do to if you ever are overstimulated, understimulated, overwhelmed, having a meltdown or breakdown. even after you open up to them about it, they don't see you differently, not even a little bit. they still love you with all their heart and will be with you.
p.s. they'll be very happy to listen to you if you want to info-dump about your hyperfixation or special interest
PR*SHIPPERS/C*MSHIPPERS GO AWAY. THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU
they should put testosterone in sour gummy worms
The blue side is T the pink side is E
me and who
sobbing crying throwing up I found a really cool villain f/O account and they had anyone who selfships with patrick bateman dni because he's a necrophile and kills animals and then says f/os who torture people are hot like HUH????
Also this obsession in the community with upholding purity culture is fucking insane like he's not fucking real cry about it??? Like my brother in christ I'm vegan irl I don't actually support animal murder or rape or what have you my f/os and related fantasies have nothing to do with reality 👍
Imagine laying in your much larger F/Os arms, making you feel both terribly fragile and completely protected.
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Imagine your much smaller F/O laying in your arms, while you make them feel both terribly fragile and completely protected.
so… u know what’s good??? butches wearing obnoxious straight dude fashions and making them amazing. like, frat boy stuff, the shit the dude who had to do it to ems wearing, fucking fedoras, all that shit. it’s so obnoxious on dudes but it is the BEST on butches. rb if u agree.
(this includes trans + nb girls and doesn’t include terfs)
shout out to “gross” disabled people.
people who can’t shower/bathe people who can’t shave people who can’t wash their clothes people who need help going to the bathroom people who have nasty habits (biting nails, picking nose, etc) people who can’t brush their teeth people who can’t go to the doctor people who can’t clean their room people who can’t make their beds people who vomit a lot people who wet the bed people who constantly have diarrhea people who’s physical deformities are seen as repulsive
and every other kind of person I missed that deserves to be here too.
you are people, first and foremost. your thoughts deserve to be heard, discussed, acknowledged, no matter what. you are not lesser. you are just another person. you should never be ignored for what you can/can’t do. you deserve care.
to abled people: check yourself. make sure you listen. and you can reblog, just don’t derail. maybe don’t add on, either.
me explaining on why oc x canon/self shipping is 10x better than canon x canon ships
I love blood and sex and violence and weed and kink and furries and sluts and transexuals and cock and balls and boobs and unions. happy pride everybody!
