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even though she died two years before i was born, there were always tabloids in the grocery store about JonBenét Ramsey’s death and “new breaks in the case”. i would always stare at them and wonder who the pretty blonde girl was that died. surprisingly i didn’t know anything about 9/11 until grade school.
hang on I gotta post something two weeks late and in poor taste
In case you weren’t aware, sting rays are basically puppies.
oh hey I know these guys! they’re in a little tide pool at the Monterrey Bay Aquarium and they’re super sweet. If they see you standing next to the pool they’ll jump up out of the water and splash you until you pet them
okay i need to go to the Monterrey Bay Aquarium as soon as humanly possible
tom and jerry have turned to a life of self flagellation and degeneracy.
What if what Aladdin meant by a whole new world, he was just gonna get Jasmine high as shit to see the world from a stoner’s point of view?
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sometimes i randomly think about how much this post sucks and start laughing really hard
Anonymous asked:
When I was a kid I would kill banjo on purpose to see the sexy gruntilda cutscene. I was fascinated with it in a way I didn’t understand and so I assumed it was because I was so Evil and Dark and Cool. alas I was simply gay
THIS FUCKER'S LIFE MEANT NOTHING
If you are silent about your pain they'll kill you and say you enjoyed it - Zora Neale Hurston
This is one of those posts where I feel like I'm doing others and myself a disservice by not sharing. I wish someone had shown me this a long time ago.
Maybe I'd be having to do less work to break out of this shell, now.
...All of the above.
Tell your truth, and don't be afraid to have it be heard... because this is not a dress rehearsal.
It's difficult when you've spent years being a "good person", a "exceptional one" and the first time you complain, people left you. Even some of the ones who say they loved you. But once the fake people leave you, the trustful ones will be able to enter.
I'm gonna start a new aesthetic, it's called "badpunk". It's an alternate retro sci-fi look except all the technology is terrible and looks bad. Somebody add pictures, I need examples.
Great work everybody these all look like shit