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UH OH!

@auwa / auwa.tumblr.com

Auwa | cranky old lady | she/her | girlfriend haver
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actually because i keep seeing polls around that vastly underestimate how long most people have been on this site, might as well make my own!

you know the drill, more reblogs equals more votes!

In case you weren’t aware, sting rays are basically puppies.

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oh hey I know these guys! they’re in a little tide pool at the Monterrey Bay Aquarium and they’re super sweet. If they see you standing next to the pool they’ll jump up out of the water and splash you until you pet them

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okay i need to go to the Monterrey Bay Aquarium as soon as humanly possible

What if what Aladdin meant by a whole new world, he was just gonna get Jasmine high as shit to see the world from a stoner’s point of view?

sometimes i randomly think about how much this post sucks and start laughing really hard

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Anonymous asked:

When I was a kid I would kill banjo on purpose to see the sexy gruntilda cutscene. I was fascinated with it in a way I didn’t understand and so I assumed it was because I was so Evil and Dark and Cool. alas I was simply gay

THIS FUCKER'S LIFE MEANT NOTHING

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If you are silent about your pain they'll kill you and say you enjoyed it - Zora Neale Hurston

This is one of those posts where I feel like I'm doing others and myself a disservice by not sharing. I wish someone had shown me this a long time ago.

Maybe I'd be having to do less work to break out of this shell, now.

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...All of the above.

Tell your truth, and don't be afraid to have it be heard... because this is not a dress rehearsal.

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It's difficult when you've spent years being a "good person", a "exceptional one" and the first time you complain, people left you. Even some of the ones who say they loved you. But once the fake people leave you, the trustful ones will be able to enter.