The favourite half-orc of at least four people wishes everyone a happy and safe month, and always.
Did I stay up ridiculously, foolishly late playing Hades last night? Yes.
Will I probably do the same thing again tonight because I am obsessed? Also yes.
write in the tags the lyrics of the song currently stuck in your head
Describe your handwriting without using the words “messy” or neat”
obsessed with this
i’m at the pizza hut
i’m at the mortuary
i’m at the combination pizza hut and mortuary
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the real victim in Pride and Prejudice is Georgiana Darcy, bc u know her brother spent at least two weeks lying around in his Regency Jammies eating Benjamin and Jerrold’s out of ye olde carton feeling sorry for himself bc his crush not only didn’t like him back but tore him to shreds in the process and Georgie had to deal with that and then said crush shows up at their HOUSE and she has to live w both of them probably stealing lovelorn yearning glances at each other the whole damn day while knowing if she even SUGGESTS to her brother that maybe perhaps his crush doesn’t hate his entire guts anymore he’ll just be all tragic about it bc “you don’t KNOW her Georgiana she dESPISES me and i DESERVE it”
benjamin and jerrold’s
My hand slipped.
imperator-me
I come from a long line of people who should not have had children but did anyway
"you can't ship that, it'll never be canon!"
look, when I was your age, we shipped characters who never even met in canon. uphill. both ways. in the snow.
Thanks, Dad
man this is gonna make me cry