what a shame she's fucked in the head

“full time internet homo” was so insane. freudian slip of the century. sigmund himself is rolling in his grave

that was the soft launch

protective

happy 16 years to dan and phil 💜

Woah, first phanart in what??? 7 years! Gotta be holy shit! Anyways enjoy. I love these two idiots.

whatever you do DO NOT think about how when Dan came home from WAD in January 2023 he got Phil the DILF cake and made him coffee with a foam heart and posted a ♥️ on the tweet about it and then like the next day they posted that picture of their very different shoes touching in the cab after going to watch an esports tournament together

oh @freckliedan jam you're killing me 💖

dan: i had a nightmare of a home invasion at 4am and terrified my boyfriend, this has happened multiple times

phil, kicking his legs: i dreamt we had a podcast called hard launch and we sat on clear inflatable chairs :]

stop using chat gpt. i can also feed you misinformation when you ask me questions and also im beautiful

it's their universe, we're just living in it

WAIT WAIT wait. dan and phil are GAY??!!

any phannie worth their salt will tell you that its not the fact that they're in a relationship that is shocking its the fact that they announced it

ppl who dont/havent watched dnp keep saying things like "i thought we already knew" which is funny because none of the phannies, who did actually know, are saying that, because its explicitly rude and also completely besides the point

"i thought we already knew" i could fill libraries with what you don't know

5 times Dan and Phil click baited us

+ one time it was real

Maybe One Day……..

date of origin: january 9th, 2015

love how we were all truthers but no one could’ve anticipated how long the long game would go on for

100 days of softness → (10/100)

anyone else out here remembering the most random little moments and it feels like being hit with a hammer five times in a row

"aww that was cute for no reason"