Me, sometimes, out of nowhere, at no specific time and for no specific reason.

Does this work for you?

@siverfanweedo

I can do this all day

yaoi break

house MD

This has got to be the worst recipe in this manga yet

outta my way gayboy Im gonna guzzle the demoncum cocaine slurry

Put your height in the tags

cattails

you don’t like puter 🖥️? beep boop?

me if meowing was a sin tbh

& heres me if meowing was illegal

But it’s not so enjoy

so true, here i am happy and free because nobody can morally or legally stop me from meowing

i miss when bots had urls like "jenny0047194" or "s8znmia802ng". i just blocked one with the url "evilpond" and i think it is really fucked up that they are able to take these wonderful urls away from all of the real people who might want them

the new pornbots’ url game is INSANE. complicit-rotting and warmmourning you would have done numbers if you were real

[🔬 Microscope equipped.]

🧫 e-colin Follow Another day, another dollar trying to infect this host! Rise and grind pathogens 💸

4 μnotes

🦠 cell287776540923 Follow might fuck around and reactivate my oncogenes later

💊 mr-t-cell1989 grins at you violently

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🦠 natkiller28937 Follow Who up patrolling the body for cells without MHC Class I molecules 😎😎

🧬 nora-virus Follow You know what? This isn't okay. Pathogens work hard to infect host cells and reproduce. It's the only way for them to perpetuate their own existence. Letting pathogens infect host cells is absolutely necessary to prevent their total extermination. Killing is wrong! Immune cells need to learn to be tolerant of other microbes instead of destroying us just because we want to seize and consume this body's resources.

💊 mr-t-cell1989

KUNG

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POW

🩸 neutro-phil2

PENIS

30 trillion μnotes

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

I'm about to have a wii fit

Small Independent Deer Does Its Errands

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

today on satan makes a blog post

Life tip: if someone slashes 3 of your tires, slash the 4th one yourself and blame it on the person who slashed the first 3. Now, your insurance will pay for it.

Life tip: If you slash 3 of their tires, hide out nearby until they discover their slashed tires. Take pictures of them slashing their fourth tire. Show police when they arrive on scene. Convicted of insurance fraud and still have to pay for tires.

i feel like i’m reading a Spy vs Spy comic in text format

For the record I clicked yes and it crashed my game

robots are so so cute,,,, love is stored in the wires

WHO TOUCHED MY POST

WHO TOUCHED MY FUCKING POST