i'm honestly so grateful for the phrase "tip: i am so fucking mad" because every time i say it the genuine sincerely white hot rage it implies combined with the objective silliness of the phrasing instantly calms me down like i've been plunged into a tub full of ice water. it's like a psychological tranquilizer dart.

getting my top surgery at the very ethical gender clinic in animal jam

I love when you see someone reblogging a text post multiple times because you don’t know if tumblr glitched on their end or if the post, “who else up garging they goyle” really fucking resonated with them and they just had to rb that mf 4x

if you try looking for a post using the tumblr search function it will never show up. but you know what will? a reader x character fic

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

this two-years-old shitpost just gained a hundred notes who the snickerdoodles dug it up

W H A T

@rogha

In moments like this I always fall back on the fact that they also aren’t speaking English because they don’t have England or the many languages and conquering peoples that contributed to the creation of the English language and therefore the work musr be a translation into recognizable terms in our world’s terms. Call that Tolkien Brainrot.

Definitely funnier if you make fantasy explanations though,

Champagne is a wizard who sells bubbly alcohol.

It’s called English because of the original Lish people, all languages start with En here.

French fries are not potatoes they’re roots of the french plant.

Goodbye is now short for ‘good be your eye’ wishing you luck seeing the path ahead.

Jesus Christ is a long dead lich who used to cause everyone problems and we haven’t stopped saying her name when things go wrong.

And that’s the Pratchett approach

sorry for crushing up your boyfriend mixing him with tobacco and rolling him into a little cigarette as if it’s my fault i’m french :/

i bring a real “they should just kiss at this point” vibe to watching sporting matches that my relatives dont seem to like

If you ever feel bad and cringe about making self inserts and oc x canon ships, I want you to remember that THE Weird Al’ Yankovich has a canon self insert character in My Little Pony named Cheese Sandwich, and he canonically gets married to and has kids with Pinkie Pie

File under: even more blatant proof cis people can joke about trans people without it being at their expense

the name justin kinda gay like what were you just in? his hole?😳?

i cant believe that ‘im such a top i’ve never submitted to anything, ESPECIALLY not stoplights’ is a real canon sentiment expressed by a real canon death note character

this is, legitimately, one of the funniest fucking things ive seen in my entire life

can someone please tell me what hal's classpect would be? i wanna know. pretty please?

I'm actually a breath player Hal truther! His need to seperate himself and be free from just being "shittier Dirk" leads me to believe he's got a lot more breath theming than anything else. My classpecting friend and I in the past talked about how he COULD be a page/knight of breath because of the fronts and identity issues present! I've also heard mage of breath. Definitely feels like a breath player to me.

Wait I'm stupid my friend later said heir/mage. Ok. @ultrakill-gabriel help

Hi. I’ll start off with this: my word is not gospel, and this is just my two cents, so take this with a grain of salt. Because of his struggles with identity and freedom of being someone else besides Dirk, I went with breath. Hal doesn’t have anything to do besides respond to people, so obviously he has the boredom of a breath player already sorted out, but we see it much more in ARquius, as that’s the closest we get to a glimpse of his ideal self, which is important in classpecting. I’ll be fully transparent, my idea on class for him is a bit up in the air, but since heirs and mages are inverted classes, either would be a good bet for him. Maybe mage actually because of the fact he needs to work for his freedom & the fact his experience is encompassed by shitty parts of breath too. That’s my thoughts, at least. Don’t trust people who just say prince/bard of mind/heart, as they’re most likely just drawing from Dirk, and not Hal himself. Peace.

I love you

Comic practice

the new pornbots’ url game is INSANE. complicit-rotting and warmmourning you would have done numbers if you were real

THIS IS SO FUCKING REAL I KEEP GETTING GOOD ONWS AND CHECKING TO SWE IF RHEYRE REAL AND THEYRE NOTTT

I just checked the notes, apparently this is the fursona of the author's autistic daughter. Huge props, mad respect.

music for autistic 12 year olds to feel evil to

I hate this as an ex autistic 12 year old.

This is true though.

they took your autism??!?!!

[pointing at the reader] YOU experience feelings of alienation!

I experience FEELINGS of ALIENATION!