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i love when fish get pregnant

@autisticbisexualemaskye / autisticbisexualemaskye.tumblr.com

yes i kindated greg*ry edgew*rth in 2001. he was extremely toxic so i shot him point blank in an elevator.

okay new cleaner pinned post time!!!

my name is rj!! im 18

i use he/eros/ectos/skyes pronouns (see my carrd for full conjugation)

see my carrd for all my information and my full dni (the carrd is outdated wrt my personal info, just use this post for that but the dni section still stands) :) ill put the important things here tho just to be safe: proship dni truscum dni terfs dni :)

if you send me a donation post via my inbox i will probably not respond or rb it. i get a lot of them and its too much to fact check every single one and i dont want to be sending my followers to scams. if youre a blogger i’ve like... literally ever heard of before outside of a donation post i will rb it though so you could try if you want

minors blacklist #minors dni and preferably #nsfw but i tag minors dni more carefully so i guess it doesnt really matter

if you're deaf/hoh/have auditory processing issues/etc. and want/need transcripts to listen to podcasts this website has tons of transcripts for popular podcasts (and will presumably be adding more in the future). it's made via speech-to-text so it isn't perfect, but it allows them to have a lot more transcripts than they would if they were made by volunteers, and it's better than nothing. there aren't a lot of fiction podcasts, but there's tons on there including ologies w alie ward, mbmbam, comedy bang bang, the always sunny podcast, if I were you, office ladies, lore, smartless, etc.

hoping soooooo hard my new friend understands that when I ask them to do me this small favour its because I want to talk to them more and involve them in my life and not because I want to stress them out ok please new friend please understand

the illuminaughtii/legaleagle drama is so funny cus I always thought she was annoying <3

orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too

Hey op I think you’re probably allergic to citrus?

is. this not what oj is supposed to make ur tongue feel like

Did you know that if your mouth itches when you eat kiwis, it is not from hairs left over on the fruit after you peel it? I didn’t until I was about 26 or so!

Confusingly, pineapple is supposed to feel like that, the damn thing is attempting to digest you right back.

Numb lips are not part of the intended experience of peanut butter, apparently

yALL

Are we just gonna ignore the part where op says they ate ants?

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we're apparently opposites lol. i dont know ANY women currently. i keep trying to meet more and they keep turning out to be trans men who hadn't figured it out yet. most recent guy came out to me YESTERDAY which is the 7th in the last three months. im cis and straight i dont know why this keeps happening. my dating life is in shambles but i have SO MANY new buddies im teaching how to shave and torrent movies

not to be weird but i think i'm obsessed with you

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