Making some pancakes but not gonna overcook them no no no these if I dare say it will be amazing and perfect I am going to go flip them now
I'm on the edge of my seat anon
ANON MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP LIVEBLOGGING
HANDS DOWN THE FUNNIEST/SADDEST ENDING WE COULD HAVE ASKED FOR-
they're letting just anybody order a happy meal nowadays
i saw a sad person order one a d the employees jumped the counter and poured hot oil all on him and shatteredhis ankles with spatulas
they're letting almost anybody order a happy meal nowadays
before i was a faggot or a tranny or an autist i was weird and surprisingly just being weird is enough to make people treat you like all of the above
this is one of those pictures that keeps telling a story the more you look at it
TEN + the blue suit/floral tie combo after losing rose
The Art Nouveau style revisited with laser-cut marble, mosaic columns, and ceiling frescoes imagined by Jessica Mille, architect in her project for the Central Hotel in Annecy., France
jessicamillearchitecte.com
ads in the 60s: aspirin is great for headaches. next time you have a headache, think about trying aspirin
ads now: here at subaru we love you. do you love us? if you say no we will kill ourselves and name you in the suicide note
one time i showed this pic to my dad and he got flustered and said “I’m sure it’s not the first gay dog” trying to be inclusive
what’s the cheat code for stable mental health
Money
those artists that draw those “the whole cast is just taking a nap together for some reason” fanarts that exist in pretty much every fandom are doing the lord’s work
pulled over to give a homeless guy some cash on the side of the road today and he pointed to my bigfoot air freshener and asked if i believed in ‘that guy’ and no, i don’t, i have the air freshener because my last car before this one (the pt cruiser) belonged to a woman named tracy who loved bigfoot and had a whole collection of bigfoot stuff including the air freshener and she died of cancer which is why her husband was selling me her car and i figured, hey, might as well keep the air freshener in her honor. and then when i had to junk the last car i couldnt bring myself to get rid of it. so now it’s just hanging off my rear view mirror again. which is probably a worse reason to have an air freshener than believing in bigfoot.
This is the meanest shit you’ve ever said to me Bob
Girl help! Do you have the gif of the anime girl resting her head on her boobs like a pillow? I'm trying to find it, but all I get is porn sdkjdsj
right here fam
walking up to random doors and tugging on them and saying "i can't. it's locked" out loud to no one to fulfill my dreams of being an adventure game protagonist
this is how I pack for trips
trying to do anything on edibles
i'll be honest. if someone told me they're joining the military because of a "cod hyperfixation" I would maybe shove them down a flight of stairs
I bet if someone didn't know what call of duty was, they'd be real confused.
the sound a bass guitar makes is a gender.
it is also a sexuality
it is also a secret third thing
what's a tumblr influencer? what am i influencing? my mental illness? 😭
Women can be perverts
women should be perverts
