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CEO of BugBear, Complete Dumbass

@authorleaandres

icon by @hansuart!!! 27, she/they pronouns I'm very tired right now, and very dumb all the time. I didn't buy the checkmarks, @bitter-sweet-coffee and @thisisvoided did, AO3: LeaAndres

Actually fuck you guys who's ready for the objectively Worst Archie and Fleetway Takes Ever™ from the resident moron who doesn't know how to read comics correctly and is going to make it everyone's problem ever?

I'm going down in fucking flames and annoying as many of you in the process as I possibly fucking can!

This is my villain arc.

👯🎤🎧 :)

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Favorite Team?

TEAM CHAOTIX! THEY'RE DETECTIVES YOU WANT ON YOUR SIDE-

(And Team Hooligan!)

Favorite Vocal Track?

ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES!!!

Favorite Soundtrack?

SONIC UNLEASHED BABY!!! Go listen to the Night Time Boss Fight track, and come back and tell me I'm wrong! 🔪

🌈 Have any Sonic OCs?

😘 Favorite ship? (Lmao jk i already know)

🎨 Favorite Sonic Artist?

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🌈 - SO MANY LMAO

Here's some of the highlights:

Patience and Marzipan the BugBears - My BarkXJewel fankids. They're both so cute.

Brutus the Bulldog, Dinah the Spaniel, and Carlisle the Terrier (Team Cerberus) - My chaos archaeology puppies!

Opal the Beetle - Jewel's mom! She's also chaos personified.

😘 - YEAH GEE I WONDER (It's Bugbear, lmao)

🎨 - Define Sonic Artist. Official or fan artist?

Official, the one that painted that one cover. We all know the one I mean. I'm bad at names.

Fan Artist? Rune, hands down. I miss Rune.

💥 Favorite boss fight?

Silver in Generations. I like how sometimes you can see him laying on the ground dead in the distance on the result screen lmao. Also like any Unleashed Night Boss. I love the Boss Fight music. 🥰

🎮 First Game?

I THINK IT WAS TRIPLE TROUBLE ACTUALLY! Baby Lea had access to a Game Gear through her grandparents and I'm like 75% they had Triple Trouble on it.

First one I actually REMEMBER was... One of the PS2 ones. Probably Heroes?

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i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck

please stop sending me asks pertaining to the kosher status of furbies. i really do not know. this was just a manifestation of my subconscious. im assuming that they are not kosher because furbies aren’t even food. but who knows! ask a rabbi, if you must. 

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natashatroyka

Jew here! Furbies are actually worse than unkosher–they are not permissible as food, even for gentiles. This is because the Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.

hi this is the most ominous description of a furby i have ever heard

like, quick recap of charmy and saffron in the archie comics:

  • charmy watches his best friend die of an overdose while holding him in his arms
  • charmy gets drugged by the same thing that killed his friend and then has to get emergency surgery. which hes awake for. theres on screen blood
  • charmys kingdom gets raided and everyone, including his parents and young sister, dies except for him and saffron who narrowly escape
  • charmy breaks down sobbing while explaining his to the freedom fighters and saffron tries to comfort him
  • the writers plan to kill off saffron in the arc immediately after this but it ends up not going through
  • charmy gets kidnapped along with hundreds of others by eggman. eggman decides to make an example out of him specifically and almost completely drains his life force before hes saved
  • because of this, charmy gets brain damage and loses almost all of his memory and mental function to the point he acts like a toddler, leaving saffron to be teen parent to her own fiancee
  • espio, who is implied to be close with both charmy and saffron (and helping saffron as a caretaker) betrays the chaotix
  • right when the writers are planning to finally use saffron as an important character in a story without it centering around charmy, ken penders files his lawsuit and she has to be removed from the comic immediately
  • in universe, this corresponds to her being trapped for the rest of eternity in presumably the twilight zone with the echidnas literally just because she was in the wrong place at the wrong time
  • charmy is told about this in a single dialogue-less, silhouetted panel. we never get to see his reaction, as this is the last time he ever appears before the super genesis wave

This goes into Fleetway too, if I recall correctly. It's been a while since I last watched this and I'm at work now so I couldn't rewatch it.

It really fucking sucks to be Charmy in a Sonic comic.