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Genuine and Authorized Pope of Discordianism

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Wasting my mid 20s. Just doing whatever.

fucking scoreeee the radiology clinic around the corner from my house happens to be the exact branch that will bulk bill all my scans! not only that, but as the lady on the phone was delighted to tell me, they have a brand new MRI machine that's apparently super comfy and has an inbuilt tv

what are your thoughts on the holy trinity being a mathematical function where the father is the input, the son is the output, and the holy spirit is the mathematics? my uber driver was tryijg to explain it to me and i didn't understand a goddamn lick of what he was saying. is this some sort of new branch of christianity i havent heard about?

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I have literally never heard of that before. But I swear there is a branch of theology that you can only get from strange Uber drivers.

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my last uber driver said St. Michael the archangel was responsible for covid-19 in some way, unsure if it was malevolent or not, i was pretty drunk

The last time I was in Portland I had an Uber driver who told me that there were "as many as 8" JFK shooters.

student scripts really do have a colourful array of issues (so do professional scripts lol no judgment) but for some reason a student starting with 'scene 1: flashback' took me out. not even close to the strangest writing choice ive read this week but for no good reason it is the funniest to me. it is your first scene what are you flashing back from? girl. 'ten years earlier' SCENE 1. GIRL. TEN YEARS EARLIER THAN WHEN???

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[image description: seven Black Sails image edits.

First image: a screenshot of an article headline from The Onion that says, "Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out" and that has been edited to say, "Published June 24, 1716".

Second image: A quote that says "They hang men for this." above a photo of Miranda.

Third image: A quote that says "Take him. And get the fuck off my beach." above a photo of Teach.

Fourth image: A quote that says "I don't give a shit what goes on in there. fuck Flint. Don't fuck Flint. fuck Billy. Don't fuck Billy." above a photo of Israel Hands.

Fifth image: A quote that says "Come to bed when you're through." above a photo of Jack Rackham.

Sixth image: A quote that says "Had I that instinct, I would resist it with every inch of will I could muster." above a photo of Vane.

Seventh image: A quote that says "You can see how this might be of particular and immediate concern for me." above a photo of Silver.

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