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Alonwy Montgomery

@authoralonwy

27 Year old dog mom and writer. Honestly just here to distract myself from writing.

Star Wars (Prequel Series) DR

Name: Alonwy Skydancer

I chose my name in this particular DR as a sort of play on Anakin’s name. Also, it’s fitting because my DR self is a very good dancer. I was an orphan before becoming a Jedi and thus, when Qui Gon saw me dancing, he gave me the surname Skydancer. It’s odd and maybe some people won’t like it, but I love it.

Age: 21

I aged myself down by a few years. My early 20s in my CR were filled with a ton of trauma and I really want to enjoy them. Thus, I aged myself down to when my trauma began in my CR. This has been very helpful.

Love Interest: Anakin

I feel like this should be a no brainer. I was a kid when I first saw the prequel series and Anakin was my very first crush.
Anakin and I have known each other since birth. I was a slave as well and, when Anakin became a Jedi, Qui Gon brought me along as well because he saw my talents. I actually only scripted that I would become a Jedi as well, so I had no clue how this would happen until I shifted. Anakin and I were very close as children and fell in love when we were teenagers.

Changes I’ve Made:

  1. Qui Gon doesn’t die. I had originally scripted that he would die, following canon. But changed this after growing attached to him in my DR. A decision I do not regret.
  2. Padme exists, but she and Anakin never fell in love. They had a brief one night stand before Ani and I fell in love, which did result in the twins’ conception. Unfortunately, she died in childbirth. She’s currently pregnant in my DR, but she has not given birth yet. I am thinking about changing her fate, but I haven’t decided yet. She and I are very close, almost sisters, and I probably will end up saving her.
  3. Obi Wan knows about Anakin and I. He actively helps conceal our relationship from the council, though he did at first try to dissuade us from being together. His support means a lot.
  4. Palpatine is unchanged. He despises me and I have, though Anakin is unsure. Ani doesn’t fully trust him, but he also struggles to fully accept that Palpatine isn’t the good guy. (He eventually will; Ani is not going to the dark side.)
  5. I’m currently pregnant. Just one baby, though we have no idea of the gender.

What I look like;

Pretty much this. I have very pale blue eyes, however. And my hair is longer, reaching my knees. But this is fairly accurate.

Updates on my Star Wars Prequel DR:

1) Padme survived the birth.

2) I went into labor on the same evening as Padme. Our babies were born 15 minutes apart. Luke, Leia, and Arsinoe are very much the most adorable babies on earth.

3) The Council knows. Ani and I are, for the moment, safe. We have not been kicked out of the Jedi Order, though I strongly suspect that Qui-Gon and Obi Wan’s threats to leave the order if they took that particular action has a great deal to do with that.

4) Mace Windu is a prick. I do not like him. (Liked him in canon, but he is a giant twat in my DR.) He let himself into my hospital room, ten minutes after I gave birth, to reprimand Ani and I for breaking the code. Neither Ani nor I were pleased when his shouts woke Arsinoe.

5) Qui-Gon is an adorable grandfather. I suspect Arsinoe will be the most spoiled child in the Galaxy if he has his way.

6) Obi Wan Kenobi as an uncle is the greatest thing ever. Arsinoe threw up all over him the first time he held her and he was so disgruntled. It was hilarious. Ani still hasn’t stopped teasing him.

7) Ani and I are home. Now fully living together and settling into Actual Married life. Despite the child waking us up at all hours of the night, I love it.

8) Anakin Skywalker is the most adorable father in existence. All three of the babies have him wrapped around their fingers.

9) Yoda is being cryptic about a prophecy concerning me. I have not scripted any prophecies concerning myself into my DR so this is obviously Terrifying. I have no idea what the little green imp is up to, but I wish he’d use English rather than Riddles.

10) Ashoka came to visit. She loves her nieces and nephew and is already trying to convince us to have another child. I think not. Love you ‘Soka, but I will not be doing childbirth again for at least 5 years. Spoil the three you already have and then we’ll talk.

Hello fellow nerds!

Since it's a season of...something...mostly lights...do me a favour would you? You know this image of Tutankhamun?

The documentary it comes from was terrible. It grossly exaggerated some deformities present on Tutankhamun's mummy, and is not even remotely how he looked in real life. The people who did this study never had access to his mummy, and really fudged their conclusions for a 'showstopper documentary' so much so that the Egyptian government was angry about it.

Lets list the things that are wrong!

  • The 'wide hips' only exist on this model because they wanted him to look more 'Amarna like'. The loin cloths found in his tomb are all standard size.
  • He doesn't have an overbite. This is a result of poor mummification and Carter's poor treatment of the mummy when removing it from the death mask.
  • He does have a cleft palate, but it's in the soft palate and he wouldn't have noticed it.
  • He doesn't have a severe club foot. Medical professionals have examined him repeatedly over the years. None have ever pointed it out bar the noting of a 'slight rotation' which wouldn't have been noticeable when he walked if this is indeed a club foot and not another mummification mess up. He would not have needed a staff to walk with this slight rotation. Some staffs in his tomb show wear, but it is normal in Egyptian society to walk with a staff as a sign of power. He has 120 and only 3 show slight wear.
  • The articles about him 'always being seated and thus very disabled' fail to note that it is common for Pharaoh's of this period to be depicted seated, and there are numerous depictions of him standing doing actions too.

This documentary made him look as bad as possible, based on terrible science, and now every time someone doesn't depict him 'gross and disabled' people complain that he's not 'ugly enough', which is ableist as hell alongside the already ableist exaggerated CGI depiction.

I would sincerely like this terrible recreation to die. Many thanks.

shoutout to writers who:

  • have chronic fatigue or brain fog
  • have memory issues
  • experience chronic pain
  • have focus issues
  • experience frequent malaise
  • have anything else that may make it difficult to type, come up with ideas, and/or stay motivated & working

you can do this, you belong here, and you deserve to treat yourself with kindness and care

I’ll always love you. I’ll always want you. It hurts that you made this decision. The way you did it was fucked up. But I can’t hate you…

Being nice to someone you don't like is not manipulation btw it's being civil

you know those posts where you see them and you know it's just a glimpse of the iceberg of discourse that the post is truly about

We have to destroy tiktok

I think it hurts to miss you so much because all the words I never said are still stuck in my chest. They’re gonna choke me someday, baby.

This first aesthetic is for my female MC, the reincarnation of Bonnie Parker. Belle Quinn is probably one of my favorite characters that Has ever made a home in my brain and I’m so happy with this. These quotes fit her feelings for Clinton so well and I just... I love them.

This one was made for my male MC, the reincarnation of Clyde Barrow. These quotes really do fit his relationship with Belle and I’m so glad I found them. It did take some longer to put this one together, but it was worth it in the end.

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it’s pretty irritating how the cullens, knowing how much a drama queen Edward is, weren’t calling Bella behind his back in new moon like “yeah sorry about that Bella, we give it maybe another week? it’d be sooner but he’s like a cat and we have to let him think it’s his idea. say hi to Charlie for us.”

Because Sam is my friend.

"You've changed."

"Maybe too late, but I have."

"Anna, we've been through much together, but you come near Sam Winchester and I'll kill you."

We came from: “Sam, of course, is an abomination.”

To: “If you come near San Winchester, I will kill you.”

I will never shop SamCas, but I will always adore their friendship and this is why.

Jaskier: Please don’t kill me, I’m married
Bandit: You think I give a shit?
Jaskier: No, you misunderstand me. This isn’t a plea for mercy, it’s a warning
Geralt and Yennefer appearing through a portal: WHERE IS OUR BARD?
Anonymous asked:

re: your notes on your last post YES, I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT TOUCH STARVED WEI WUXIAN

(y’all really came for the tags on this post)

oh okay y’all want to talk about touch-starved Wei Wuxian??? let’s talk about touch-starved Wei Wuxian!!!

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I wanted to draw Scooby doo humanized with hippie vibes, and the whole gang as dogs,, maybe I draw them more(?? 👀✨

Honestly I love this because it implies that Scooby is just a guy with a bunch of dogs that drag him into trouble then somehow solve mysteries and crimes and he's just there like. My dog has a magnifying glass with her. Why. Why does she have that. And Shaggy (which is such a good name for a dog) is the only one close to acting like a regular dog. I also like to imagine that police will congratulate Scooby on solving another mystery and everytime he has to explain that it was actually his dogs that kept giving him clues and trying to put it together until he figured out what they were trying to communicate but no one in law enforcement believes him so everyone thinks he's a genius detective but in reality he just wants to go about his day, hang out with his cousins and chill with some snacks and his dogs (but 3 of his dogs are determined to solve mysteries and 1 comes along looking distressed everyday)

Oh hey look, the idea got EVEN BETTER

Bruce is going about his business one day when he realizes Tim has gone missing. Nothing suspicious has happened, so he consults the others to see where he might have gone.

I think your play was the first time I was able to look at my life and not hate myself.

EUPHORIA | 2.08 “All My Life, My Heart Has Yearned for a Thing I Cannot Name”