Hey guys! I have an extra, unopened copy of the Everyone That Dragged You Here vinyl, so I decided to do a giveaway in honor of Record Store Day on April 18th. This is my first giveaway, so go easy on me!

Rules:

1. You don’t have to follow me, but it would be cool if you did! You can also follow my friend Adam, he’s a cool dude.

2. Likes and reblogs both count, just don’t spam your followers!

3. I can only ship to states in the US, so I apologize to my international friends.

4. The giveaway will end on April 18th at 11:59 PM Central Time.

I will use a random generator to pick the winner of the giveaway sometime during April 19th, so keep your ask box open!

Good luck!

Thought this would get more notes, but oh well. I’ll live.

One day left!

Ends tonight!

“i wish people would crush on me”

you don’t. you want people you like to crush on you. you want mutual crushes. having people you feel nothing towards crush on you is literally the most uncomfortable thing imaginable. one-sided crushes can ruin friendships completely even if you tried to keep things as they were. crushes sound “cute” but if you can’t return the feeling it becomes whatever the opposite of cute is. this has been a psa.

Shoes That Grow: Guy Invents Sandals That’ll Grow 5 Sizes In 5 Years To Help Millions Of Poor Children

His name is Kenton Lee [x]

I remember doing eXACTLY THIS WHEN I SAW THIS EPISODE

shout out to those humans out there that haven’t even hit 18 yet but have been through enough hell to last four lifetimes. your age does not invalidate your pain and experience. i respect you so much.

Can we talk about “24 Floors” for a second, and how grateful we should to be to have this song? John O'Callaghan, lead singer of The Maine, thought about ending his life when he was 23 years old. I think about how much I love this band. The Maine is the first band I’ve ever fallen in love with completely. We’re so lucky to still have John in our lives, and I just want to speak about if you’re feeling the way John felt 3 years ago, just remember someone out there will be grateful, just like we are with John, that you’re alive, and still here, because you mean something and can contribute something to this world. 

Like Moths To Flames - I Solemnly Swear

Signal The Firing Squad - Abnegate

Redo

alright which one of u edited patrick’s wiki page

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

New plan

I knew girls in high school who casually kept water bottles filled with Smirnoff at their desks and drank them during class in order to survive the American school system. 

Let’s take a moment to recognize the people with great writing talents wishing they could sing their lyrics, but they can’t. To the people with a great story idea, but can’t put it into words. To the people who have an idea pop in their head for a drawing, but aren’t artistic. Shout out to all the people who have these great ideas, but not the talent to match it. 

My friend opened up an etsy store! He’s selling graffiti stickers and giant “Frenchie” fatheads. 

Follow him on instagram to see more of his work: @cookenhausen

Everyone who reblogs this post and follows him on instagram will get a promo on vanswarped which has almost 28k followers! Make sure to like his pictures and tag @sadsunz in the comments if you’d like to be on the promo list. 

Can you hear me? I’m screaming for you.

Alan Fucking Ashby