No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

when you see yourself mentioned in other peoples’ conversations

lets make a videogame how hard can it be

nevermind you have to know shit about computers

hey!! sorry to hijack this post, but there are a bunch of ways you can make videogames without knowing shit about computers!! 

for starters, there’s Twine, which is fucking great for making all kinds of interactive experiences (it’s what Crystal Warrior Ke$ha was made in so you KNOW it’s good) at all skill levels (i picked it up and made a game in two minutes a few nights ago)

if you want a bit more involved experience there’s Inform 7 which is a simple language for text-based adventure games that reads like slightly-weird English and also relatively easy to learn

you can do some pretty fucking cool stuff with Unity (my personal engine of choice) but you may need to dig a bit farther to get at the good stuff. there’s lots of really good presets though (i made an entire game just mixing and matching pre-existing templates and adding in my own art, won an award at a game jam for that one) and if you want help the community’s pretty dang friendly from what i’ve seen!

this is just a taste of what’s out there from what i’ve seen, but there’s so many cool resources out there. if anyone wants help getting started, i’m around to give you a leg up on making something in the coolest, most unexplored art medium around!

I’m addin’ to this post because lowering the barrier to entry for making games is super important to me!!!! If y’all have any questions about making games, you’re welcome to come and ask! I made this list a while back with some friends, so it has some of the programs John already mentioned.

2D Editors:

GameMaker : Potential for pure drag-and-drop “programming”. It is recommended to read-up on the program’s functions to make good use of it. Good for prototyping. Uses its own language called Game Maker Language (GML) that is similar to a C language (e.g. C++ or C#). For both Mac and PC; free version available.

Construct2 : Drag and drop level editor that uses an “If-Then” event sheet structure for programming. Good for prototyping and for beginners. For PC; free version available.

GameSalad : Drag and drop with no code requirement. Good for programming. For both Mac and PC; free version available.

Solpeo : HTML5 based game engine for 2D and isometric game development. Some programming knowledge needed. Platforms supported: Chrome, Firefox, Internet Explorer 9+. Free version available.

Stencyl : Drag and Drop “programming,” templates you can edit the variables/values for.

Scratch : Lego-block-style coding platform by MIT; totally free and a great intro to thinking in code. Very kid-friendly and comes with a community site. Browser version available.

3D Editors:

Unity : 3D editor that creates 3D games. Can build games for browser, as an app, or for mobile devices (iOS and Android). For both Mac and PC; free version available.

UDK (Unreal Development Kit) : Full-fledged, highly advanced editor. Features a complete set of tools that go from level design to visual scripting to cut-scene creation. Uses it’s own programming language called Unreal Script that can be arranged with Kismet, a visual code editor. For Mac and PC; free.

2D Art/Animation Software:

GIMP : Free photo editing and digital painting software.

Easy Paint Tool SAI : Free digital painting software with a UI similar to Photoshop.

Mischief : Free digital painting software with an endless canvas.

3D Art/Animation Software:

Sculptris : From the company that created Zbrush, this free software is ideal for beginning 3D sculptors.

Maya : Animation, VFX, lighting, and rendering software.

Magical Voxel : Voxel Art (3D Pixel Art). Very intuitive and quick to pick up.

SketchUp :  Architectural modeling software, great for creating 3D environments and buildings. Free version available.

Text-Based Games:

Twine : Create interactive text stories using Twine’s visual map system that links your game together. Easy to learn and use. End result is browser-based. For Mac and PC; free.

Quest : Interactive text stories that you can build in-browser.

Ren’Py : Create visual novels using a modified version of Python that reads like a combination of stage directions and a CYOA novel. For PC, Mac, and Linux; free.

Audio Resources/Editors:

Indie Game Music : This site offers free indie music with no need to worry about royalties or licenses.

Audacity : A free, open-source, cross-platform sound editor that allows you to record and arrange sound.

Super Flash Bros. : This site allows you to record theremin-like (8bit) sounds and export them as .wav files for your games.

FL Studio : Free music composition software.

Miscellaneous Tools:

Donjon RPG Tools : Randomly generates maps, items, XP, etc.

W3Schools : Web-code tutorial database: HTML, CSS, Javascript+.

Debut Video Capture : Video screen capture to record Let’s Play videos, showcase your game on Youtube, etc.

Korsakow : Free tool for creating interactive and database films.

Processing : Flexible programming language used for visual and interactive artworks and simulations.

From Student to Designer, Part 2 : Tips for making a well-rounded, solid portfolio

Places to Publish/Share:

Itch.io : Platform for self-publishing games

Philome.la : Place to share Twine Games

@slimetony how does it feel to have your shitpost be turned into a helpful resource

It feels like a betrayal of every tenant of humor I subscribe to. Helping people is an alien concept to me. It makes me upset.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

Shit my wife has said to the cat, part 13

- I think it’s time to enter you into gladiatorial combat, Miss Kitty. You need some scars. Might as well get ‘em against a man with a sword.

- Hey there, buddy. You smell like poop and cocaine.

- Miss Kitty, I’m going to sneeze on you and use you like a tissue. GET THE DISEASE.

- Miss Kitty, gimme that love! Serve it up like a hot pie in a window during the Great Depression. And I’m the vagabond come to steal it from your country home.

- My tyranny will become pets, and your rebellion will be nothing but purrs in the night.

- I’m gonna put you in a box. Ship you to Argentina. If you come back, I’ll know you truly love me.

- Who would win, a cat in a dark, enclosed space like a knapsack? Or a thousand spiders?

- Yes, run, my child!! I’ve mocked you with song like a true bard!!

- Hold on, hold your whiskers!! … that’s the cutest thing I’ve ever said to another living creature.

- How’s your salt up in your shaker, girl?

- Hi buddy! I just gave you a smoocharooni on your bootatooni! And the snoot! Snooty moony!

- You ever win Who Wants To Be a Millionaire, you’re giving us every last penny, you hear me?

- I’m marrying you off. That’s what princesses are for, and you’re acting like a fucking princess. Come on, it’ll be a nice city-state and some handsome prince.

- Some babies are really smart. You’re not like that. You’re a dumb baby. 

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 , Part 9 , Part 10, Part 11 , Part 12

sometimes i think about gay people who lived centuries ago who thought they were all alone who imagined a world where they could live openly as themselves who met in secret spoke in code defied everything and everyone just to exist and i’m like..i gotta sit down. whew i gotta sit down

this is why this sappho fragment hits me so hard

Look I can't exactly vouch for the reliability of Google Translate but I want y'all to know that when I plugged the Greek into it, it translated into "you are a fat guy with a big smile" hsjdhdjsjsjsjdhdjsj

if you’re a wlw, reblog this and tell me your identity and whether or not you can cook. it’s for science

i’m a lesbian and i can microwave chicken nuggets really good

let’s stop making fun of shirtless werewolves and just acknowledge that lycanthropy is a tits out kind of affliction

People who can comfortably sit longer then 15 minutes are the luckiest people in the world

You’d think so until you realize executive dysfunction has kept you in the same position for 8 solid hours

Solidarity between those who can’t get shit done cause they were sitting all day with those who can’t get shit done cause they can’t stay in one place

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

It’s an awesome idea tho

Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:

I said yes! 

(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)

I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.

Ok but this is amazing becuase knives are dangerous and you can use them to hurt other people but when someone proposes with one it’s symbolic like “yes I love you and trust you so much I’m asking you a very vulnerable question with something you could hurt me with but I know you won’t”

How To Get A Job Fast As Hell

 @owenabbott​ 

Questions for after the interview:

1.  Does this position offer upward mobility?

2. Do you enjoy working for the company? (if you’re not interviewing for a temp agency who will send you anywhere)

__________

 The titles of each section are key words you can use to search for jobs on Snagajob.com  and Simplyhired.

Data Entry:

 Front Desk:

Other jobs you don’t need a degree for that aren’t retail:

I knew this but I’m reblogging cause someone might not know

I’m saving this.

I need this, I’ve done some of these before but there’s some things I haven’t thought of before. Thank you!

your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?

Mo..Mom..Mommy?.. 

These are my favorite under appreciated moments in Castlevania so far

“How arw you paying for photoshop” im not LMAO

link

you know what heres a sai link too fuck the system

im back with clip paint studio

setup crack

download these two then setup paint studio right click one of the icons after its done and click “file location” copy the crack files into the main paint studio file then click on the crack.exe till it says ok open paint studio

good 2 go 👌

REBLOG TO SAVE AN ARTIST’S LIFE

@faun-songs @jeongmihyo

I wanted to add to this post too because?! adobe animate is hell to find. so heres this, reblog to save a future animator’s life

adobe animate:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-UdrA23VmgT4lM7cTr1C9LaOHzNl5hWS/view

i learned that the world record for the loudest thing ever shouted belongs to an Irish female teacher who shouted the word “quiet” at 121 decibels, the equivalent of a jet engine (x)

DISGUSTANG

oh my god?

Okay please read this whole article because there is important information in ther, including;

1. She never yells at her students- her record breaking 121 decibel shout happened during an event she’d been invited to. She was defending her title after setting the previous shouting record during a competition at a church camp, where she got to 119.4 decibels 

2. The only reason she entered the first competition was because her twin sister had entered and was about to win with a shout of 119.1 decibels. 

3. They took her to an expert to try to understand how she shouted so very loud and his conclusion was that her supernatural volume was fueled entirely by her need to beat her sister. 

i started shipping them 5 hrs ago. i’mweakshhh

“JUSTICE MY BRAINS OUT”

- Harley, who is extremely thirsty af to get herself some Amazon “Justice”

Those arms!!!!

Buff and stronk for Ravishing Thirsty Gay Villainesses :D

Don’t look so shocked, Diana. We all know how many times Cheetah and Giganta have each asked to be railed while wrapped in your lasso.

(I know the question you’re asking yourself right now, and the answer is both.)

At this point Diana would probably be more shocked if she tied a villainess up in her lasso and they didn’t turn out to be Thirsty Af For Her <3_<3

Diana’s lasso reveals the truth which sounds like the ultimate power but the fact is when she wraps it around most of the other super-women in the DCU the main thing it reveals is that they want to have extremely gaymazing and awesome kinky BDSM sex with her while wrapped up in that lasso and that they are all gay af and thirsty as hell for her in all her Buff Amazon Amazing-ness

And these are things that Diana already knew anyway :D

“why don’t you interrogate her with the Lasso of Truth?”

“I don’t think Clark would handle it well after what happened with Lois”

Lois has made Diana promise to never use the lasso to ask her what happened between her and Selina during their Bachelorette Night Out >.>

I have to call question this comic, because it implies 

1) That she needed the lasso to prompt her to say it. and

2) That this is not the 700th time she asked wonder woman out.

Important reminder that this

Is not photo shop this is actually canon

Look at Power Girl’s face there

“I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO ASK ME THAT FOR  Y E A R S”

Yo I’m curious what’s your star sign and your favourite term of endearment