Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

I am in love with you /p

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

43. How to Bury a Gentile by @aerialsquid

44. Hallmark movie “bad guys” end up together, by @ghostcasket

Reblog if you're including aplatonic people when you talk about aspecs

okay besties everyone put in their tags what theyre majoring or what they majored in im so curious

Come On And Mess Me Up, Kurt/Sebastian

Title: Come On And Mess Me Up

Pairing: Kurt/Sebastian

Chapters: 1/34

Summary:  “It’s like…When Harry Met Sally,” Santana told him. “No. That was me and Blaine.” “How? You literally got together in months. You and Sebastian have been skirting the issue for years. This whole ‘will they, won’t they’ thing is getting old.”

Or, when Sebastian enrolls in McKinley High and joins Glee right before the duet competition. What Kurt thinks could be the start to a great friendship in gay camaraderie quickly explodes in his face as he realizes being around Sebastian makes him want to set the other boy on fire. However, over time, that feeling dissipates. Even without the title of friendship, the two become ingrained in each other’s lives in a way neither ever expected to.

Read on AO3

poll time!!

please reblog with your answer and country!!

i, for example, have fired a gun, and am from canada.

enjoy!!

reblog for a larger sample size pls etc etc i'll pass u a strawberry 🫶🏽

I was told once that left-handedness was about 10% of the population, and I just couldn't believe that to be true, but this survey is so far hovering right around that. I am just amazed!

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

#ITS STILL JULY YOU ANIMALS

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

WOAH!

tw: death/souls

WEBCOMIC - INSTAGRAM

THE TIKTOK PEOPLE ARE SAYING THEY MADE GONCHAROV!!!!!

"Goncharov started on tiktok"

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

We’ll find you Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

World Heritage Post

The Ugly Truth - Kurtbastian : REQUEST

Ok, so I was watching the movie “The Ugly Truth” and I swear it was like a kurtbastian story. Think about it: Kurt a very career oriented man just wants the perfect guy. At work, his bosses bring in Sebastian, a flirty, crass and completely inappropriate person to help and annoy the hell out of Kurt. Kurt, who just wants to find the right guy meets his new neighbor Blaine, and under Sebastian’s instructions manages to date him; all the while Sebastian falls for him, and he unwittingly begins seeing Sebastian in a new light… This is a Kurtbastian story!!!! I don’t remember reading one but if there is one please let me know, and if there isn’t: this is a prompt, please watch the movie and someone write this!

So a while ago I did a DTIYS challenge on my Insta (@Akhtsjrep) for hitting 2k, and the prize was to feature the winner's vision of their orientation as a cameo. Fellow aroace @lierskull001 won, so here's a comic featuring the two forms of their OC Anny, representing a... Tbh very relatable view on the aroace experience imo.

Thanks again for participating and trusting me with your OC^^

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

When republicans get their way women, children and minorities die.

Best one shot I've ever read lmao

(By the excellent @motleyfam )

Holy shit

[image 1: AO3 chapter note that reads, "So as we all know from math class, '5/5' is just a fancy way of saying '1', meaning this story is most definitely still a oneshot 😌". image 2: AO3 chapter note that reads, "The funny thing about fractions is that, mathematically speaking, there is no difference between 5/5 and 6/6 (except for my sanity)".]

Surprise!! 1989 (Taylor’s Version) is on its way to you 🔜! The 1989 album changed my life in countless ways, and it fills me with such excitement to announce that my version of it will be out October 27th. To be perfectly honest, this is my most FAVORITE re-record I’ve ever done because the 5 From The Vault tracks are so insane. I can’t believe they were ever left behind. But not for long! Pre order 1989 (Taylor’s Version) on my site 😎

http://taylor.lnk.to/1989TaylorsVersion

T_T

I cannot stress this enough, write it poorly. Write the shittiest draft you possibly can, stick 'ah fuck something happens here and now they're fighting' to get over

Write the worst fucking version you possibly can and stick it in a folder and forget it for a month or two before you look at it again. You know what you have now?

A first draft. And with enough time to think some new thoughts about it, you'll soon end up with a better, second draft! And eventually, you'll end up with something you'd be perfectly okay with letting other people read!

You'll never believe this process works no matter how many times you do it, but it totally does. You just have to drag your brain kicking and screaming to that blank page and get the bones down first.

Write the shit out of that shit.