Where’s Ashley
Sorry, I saved Kaiden
What are the best perks of being a wizard?
the law cannot catch me because i keep moving my hidden lair with teleportation magic to avoid a small fine i picked up for stealing a pack of gum in 1998
trying to find a new piece of media to consume like, it has to be new, it has to be familiar, if it stresses me out even a little i will die, i want there to be a specific kind of conflict but i don’t know what kind, i want to be utterly engrossed, i want to watch it in the background, i can’t concentrate, i am hyperfixated, i want to be challenged, i want to be comforted, i want to be disturbed but in a comforting way, maybe i’ll just watch the first three seasons of great british bakeoff again
Just @ me next time
When working with an octopus…
There are many benefits to being a marine biologist.
#congrats on your weird squiggly cat
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i had a dream about micheal meyers taking me golfing and he didn’t say a word the whole time we just took turns golfing in silence and when i won he gave me a thumbs up and left and i just woke up and i’m feeling so sad because i knkw deep down he wanted to win and i didn’t let him.
unseelieprincess
He’s used to the weigh and balance of a knife and golf clubs are drastically different than that.
Plus hes like a 61 yr old neurodivergent man with missing digits, a bad eye, and disabilities???
Kinda messed up that u didn’t give him a bit more of a sporting chance???
sorry for my ableism
apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????
“Person going to work on a windy day"
“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"
"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"
Here are two more:
"Not pregnant lady when someone yield seat to her on subway"
And my favorite
"Person on thermal infrared camera"
Might share more tomorrow.
Influencers taking selfies at a gym
Starbucks barista working her ass off on Halloween but gotta keep up that smile
Person who sits on wet paint
Person who's still loading
Boyfriend carrying girlfriend's shopping bags
I love these so much
Finally a halloween tradition I can get behind
It looks so fun
one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family
Hiroko Ohno Galaxy II 1991 pigment on dark blue paper, 36in x 26in Gallery MC
strong contender for best book cover
inrainbows-deactivated20211029
soup is now what bacon and pizza were in the 2010's. frogs are the new owls, mushrooms are the new succulents.
bog era
me: *getting ready to sleep*
the demons in my head: cat.(ding ) I’m a kitty cat. and I dance dance dance.
me: what year am I in
This meme is so ancient most ppl who rebloged this prolly dont even know the video jingle this came from.
12 years. This meme is 12 years old
according to know your meme it’s actually 14 years old. as of today, coincidentally. happy birthday kitty cat dance thank you for your contribution to meme history
