when we talk about killing Cringe Culture that includes harmless Weird Fetishes too. if you rag on people who are into like feet or vore or inflation or whatever and make a whole big thing of yelling about how cursed it is thats super lame of you and i wish you the courage to Grow Up

FAQ for people who will choose to misinterpret this post:

Inspecting the price, quality and craftsmanship of the food at a local burger joint to determine the neighborhoods quality like some sort of modern American haruspex

Walking into Juan's Homestlye Burger with a deer skull headdress and disassembling the burger, occasionally muttering "ahhh" or "hmmm" and determining that based on its proper internal temperature, humble mexican-american price point, and deft use of chipotle sauce, that this neighborhood is an auspicious location for my colony of broke transgender legionaries to share a 2 bedroom apartment.

I've been stressed lately so I've been relistening to the Alex Jones depositions to relax. I think my favorite repeating bit is when the plaintiffs lawyer will ask a totally normal question like "Do you recall saying this?" And Alex will go on like a 5 minute rant trying to evade. But he gets so into the evasion rant that he starts to make himself mad and completely loses track of the topic and then the lawyer just goes:

"Mr. Jones do you know what question I just asked you"

This is therapy to me. Listening to a professional lawyer spend hours tearing apart Alex Jones in the most embarrassing possible way is so deeply satisfying to me.

Here is a link to the Spotify playlist containing Knowledge Fights entire deposition breakdown series.

And then the lawyer goes: "can we show exhibit 22" and it's a clip of Alex saying the thing he just denied saying

Glugnort Creamer

Tossing Another Log Onto The Fire voted greatest activity uncontested 50,000 yrs

When that shit gets crackling. Good God brother

if I was a construction worker I would build a house that tortures people

Orc BBQ would be fucking unreal

After the war of the ring people are trying to figure out what to do with the fucked up bird that the Witch King of Angmar rode in on. A few days later, a wagon train of orcs arrives at the gate of Minas Tirith with cartloads of flour, breadcrumbs, and fry oil.

And on that day, Grond, Hammer of the Underworld, was gutted of it's terrible purpose, reforged, transformed, reborn, into the greatest smoker in all of middle earth.

curious as to why some employers ask you to both upload and copy/paste your resume. you have the former, so why is the latter necessary? why do you need me to remove the bullet points? is it so they can use a program scan it for keywords?

ᴀʜ, ꜱᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪꜱ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴜꜰꜰᴇʀ.... (<- losing the fight againt my demonic nature)

Put your height in the tags

squints

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

my dnd party has run into an npc who may or may not be evil and may or may not decide to betray us and the dm was in chat today like “just so everyone knows…not addressing this comment at anyone in particular…his favorite colors are red and black…wink” so now i’m desperately trying to get a real physical friendship bracelet done before session tomorrow in the vain hope that i can somehow stop this npc from trying to do a murder on my party

UPDATE: the npc was in fact a shapechanged adult black dragon with violence and conquest in his heart. however he did let merry put a friendship bracelet on him and then when she was like “hm okay how big is your wrist in dragon form” he was like “you wanna see?” and then turned into a dragon and let merry measure him for a second, dragon-sized friendship bracelet. the dm described him afterwards as being deeply confused as to why he did this or let any of this happen to him. call that the merry effect

this guy is now a recurring npc because merry was SO determined to make him her friend that it actually somehow worked. he cast dream to talk to one of my party members like “hey…how’s it going…how are the tieflings in the party…not that i care…also i’m not lonely. bye” and the player was like “is he still wearing merry’s friendship bracelet in this dream” and the dm was like “yeah…”

fsdfjhskdf the dm just sent us all this image

Made a silly

“What kinda stuff have you been listening too lately?”

“You know I’ve recently gotten really into Dark.”

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

DNI Unless you answer my riddles three

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

World Heritage Post

Who ever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world. You’re an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!!

Hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don’t deserve to be called an American! You don’t even have the right to call yourself a MAN!

I don’t call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck